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May 13
First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage
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1uans retweeted
5 Nov 2025
Time for LA to find its own Zohran
5 Nov 2025
Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.
#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET
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17 Oct 2025
I can’t wait for cuomo’s team to never have jobs again
16 Oct 2025
In case you missed it a minute ago, @ZohranKMamdani just confirmed he didn’t support @KamalaHarris in last year’s election.
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19 Oct 2024
Guy huffing and puffing all over everyone in nyc “my watch is gay because it’s from California”
17 Oct 2024
*Me, an NYer, casually walking to my office*
My California created app: wow great workout, why don’t you record it!
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1uans retweeted
23 Jul 2024
WARNING: If you watch the new video of Trump with Bryson Dechambeau you WILL be put on the campaign list
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1uans retweeted
23 Jun 2024
brat is bloody brilliant. sending love from South Yorkshire @charli_xcx
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30 May 2024
Not playing the new Billie Eilish on my speaker at golf so the cool Mexicans don’t tease me
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1uans retweeted
4 May 2024
Call me when two dubsteppers are writing battle drops about each other
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18 Apr 2024
Every 27 yo man has the same priorities
1. Make more money
2. Shit pants less
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28 Mar 2024
Now computer is religion!
28 Mar 2024
crazy that church membership was pretty stable for 60 years then dropped immediately rapidly past 2000
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