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3 Jan 2018
I get 99 mentions a day, but no one really knows what time it is. Does anyone really care?
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Springtime. J. Seward Johnson sculptures are ugly.
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If you didn’t think we were doomed, I give you Exhibit 12-E in the file labeled “Looking back, we should have known we were doomed, because of shit like this, but we were real dumb.”
Wasp nest removal using drones.
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19 Nov 2022
offered a whiskey shot & a big ass beer @2pm?? I’m buzzin😂
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Police running cover for a slavery ring. Sound much like the Agape Boarding School situation? Because it should.
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8 Nov 2022
Here is my receipt for blocking Elon #BlockElon #BlockElonMusk
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12 Nov 2022
Spread the word #BlockElon
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22 Aug 2022
No one ever mentions me on purpose. ☹️
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Just watched coverage of @JohnCornyn getting booed by Texas Republicans for negotiations to pass the gun safety framework. It explains why the negotiations have grown so complicated. Senator, this is Jaime. Do the right thing for Jaime & all future victims of gun violence.
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UM, so guys one of the Proud Boys who pleaded guilty in April just filed an exhibit in Federal court - the plan to storm the Capitol, occupy Federal buildings, cause mayhem around DC, and hold a SECOND, bogus election on January 20. It's nuts.
In a court filing today, Proud Boy Zachary Rehl posted the full version of the "1776 Returns" document that Enrique Tarrio allegedly referenced while the Capiotl was being breached. Read it here: storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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EMAILS SHOW JUSTICE THOMAS' WIFE CONSPIRED WITH WHITE HOUSE IN PLOT TO OVERTHROW U.S. GOVERNMENT washingtonpost.com/national-…
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8 Mar 2022
Get my name out your fucking mouf
Light your Durham candle, @Shem_Infinite. Status conference tomorrow @2pm ET.
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The SWIFT ban on Russia is sad news for GOP fundraising.
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When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean
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