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Mhiel
@301pushups
Please don’t blow up my account again I am not impersonating anyone I swear Elon
@300pushups
Joined June 2026
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Mhiel
@301pushups
Jun 13
Sorry to all my friends and Bhiel lovers, he has been killed and this is Mhiel a different person who is not impersonating anyone so please don’t nuke this account
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Mhiel
@301pushups
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My full legal government name is Jacob Eugene Newport
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Mhiel
@301pushups
4h
My favorite pass time is to give false tips to the fbi hotline
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Mhiel
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4h
Recording my jacking sessions so I can review the footage later and see where my stroke game is lacking
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Mhiel
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I’m skank? I’m whore? Im slag?
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Mhiel
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5h
The Annabelle doll molests me in my sleep
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Mhiel
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6h
I got hella penis… not that anyone cares😒
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Mhiel
@301pushups
6h
Yea well imagine watching them have sex for roughly 30 minutes.
hani
@stubbingmyto3
17h
hearing ur parent having sex has got to be the top 10 worst experiences
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Mhiel
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6h
Sometimes you pick your nose and you get boogers and other times you get boogies
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Mhiel
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6h
Are there any mouse sized women who want to hang from my nipple hoop like it’s one of these. Please
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Mhiel
@301pushups
7h
No more gimmick accounts, no more changing twitter names for a reply, only real jokes and puns, or I will kill myself
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Mhiel
@301pushups
7h
I need to extend my penis, I will staple the tip to a basketball and dribble
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Mhiel
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7h
I want to eat some girl butt, don’t wash
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Mhiel
@301pushups
7h
Tobuscus of nugget biscuit fame tweeted the full 14 words.
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Mhiel
@301pushups
7h
They are having many thoughts
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carl 🥦
@NightlifeMingus
20h
(Super Mario underground theme) grogu nilla nummies
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Mhiel
@301pushups
7h
British people were onto nothing when they made “went pair shaped” a bad thing. Like small titty fat ass is bad? what are we doing here?
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Mhiel
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I shoot hella sperms out of my wretched penis
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Mhiel
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If I recreate the Sunni Caliphate who wanna be my Janissaries
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Mhiel
@301pushups
11h
It’s a snail trail once I’m done licking on it!
#pleasekeepthetummyhairplease
🌙 phel
@phellyos
Jun 13
I can't even focus on the actual point she is trying to make because she mixed up snail trail (pussy juice) with happy trail (hair on the belly)
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Mhiel
@301pushups
12h
Was Timmy thick gay or did he look like that on accident
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