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372 Pages We'll Never Tek Back @372Pages

Mike & Conor are reading bad books. Currently "The Quilting Cruise". Ready Player One & Two, 64 Squares, Moon People, etc patreon.com/372pages

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372 Pages We'll Never Tek Back@372Pages
13 Nov 2018
We just donated a portion of last month's patreon earnings to @826National. We have created a team page for 372 Pages listeners, if you'd like to contribute as well here it is! classy.org/team/199657

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Kara Dennison ☕@RubyCosmos
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Hey @372Pages , I’ve found this year’s Christmas dessert. natashaskitchen.com/cherry-c…

Cherry Christmas Cake

This Cherry Christmas Cake is simple, beautiful and tastes like Christmas! Sponge cake covered with 1 lb cherries and whipped frosting. Easy Cherry Cake!

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We posted a new 280 Mysteries to the patreon yesterday. Don't wanna spoil too much but this is the image that goes along with it patreon.com/posts/280-myster…
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Lise (🌍🌡️Massachusetts-havet) Andreasen@lise_andreasen
31 Jan 2025
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@372Pages Apparently new in Denmark.
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These are the types of questions you want your children's fantasy novel to raise
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Our first full episode covering The Legend of Rah and the Muggles is now unlocked and available wherever you listen to podcasts! What do you think, is this clip Real or FanFic? youtube.com/watch?v=oy10EXmN… 372pages.com/372-pages-ep-18…
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Don't forget to check out the soundcloud gallery of Mugglebyes! soundcloud.com/tags/muggleby…

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Eric@Eric_Die_Spinne
29 Jan 2025
.@372Pages Truly, the concept of a radical skeleton DOES belong to the world.
Pulp Librarian
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29 Jan 2025
Dew Claws, by Stephen Gresham. Zebra Books, 1986. The hat really makes this ensemble.
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The question on everyone's mind after the first reading assignment
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Evidently they are trying to retcon this term?? This is our Han Shot First moment. See Mike's whole attempt to recap Star Wars on our Patreon: patreon.com/posts/372-pages-…
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We will be recording our first full MUGGLES episode on Thursday!
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Mike tried to recap the entire Star Wars series and it turns out he doesn't know a lot about it but DOES remember some very strange, specific details. See/hear the whole thing on the 372 Patreon patreon.com/posts/372-pages-…
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If you're going to try to alter your report card, kids, make sure the font you're using actually exists
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Font experts don't get to testify often but when they do they get results baby!
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New bonus on the 372 Patreon: Inspired by his tremendous success recapping the Harry Potter series, Mike takes a crack and remembering what happens in every Star Wars movie! patreon.com/posts/372-pages-…

372 Pages - Bonus - Mike Explains Star Wars Very Well and Without Error | 372 Pages We'll Never Get...

After his flawless showing with the Harry Potter movies, Mike takes on the Star Wars films. Naturally, he nails it. If - big if - Mike made

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It's time to meet the muggles! Our next book is The Legend of Rah and The Muggles and it's got a *wild* backstory. Check out the episode wherever you get podcasts! youtu.be/VZNVGYJvJi0 372pages.com/372-pages-ep-17…
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Nelson v. Cool Dog will be taught in law school classes for decades to come
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We trademarked them a decade ago, before the podcast started, as this crayon drawing will clearly show
Gameageddon@Gameageddon
13 Jan 2025
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@372Pages have you guys considered trademarking 372™, Pages™, 372 Pages™, Mike and Conor™, Mike and Conor In a Podcasting Studio™, and Mad Dog™? Better get on that!
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We just announced our next book a week early on the 372 Patreon! Go find out what it is: patreon.com/posts/ep-179-boo…

Ep 179 - Book 32 Announcement! | 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

We haven't read a word of our newest book yet, but the backstory is already fascinating, combining Sussie-esque subterfuge with Titus Uno co

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Quick Swift or GTFO!
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7 Jan 2025
*Picks and Shovels* is a new, standalone technothriller starring Marty Hench, my two-fisted, hard-fighting, tech-scam-busting forensic accountant. You can pre-order it on my latest Kickstarter, which features a brilliant audiobook read by Wil Wheaton: martinhench.com 1/
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ALT A mockup of a cellphone playing the audiobook of Picks and Shovels. Next to it is a Stephen Fry quote: 'I hugely enjoyed it. The reconstruction of the age is note perfect: the detail, the atmosphere, ethos, flavor and smell of the age is perfectly conveyed.'
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9 Jan 2025
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@372Pages STINKTOWERS?????
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8 Jan 2025
Sony is working on allowing PlayStation players to smell in-game scents in real life
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