//*to the tune of Yankee doodle*
oh Yankee Haru came to town,
was an ugly pony,
Ate your hat right off your head
And said it tasted yummy!
That was Zippy Chippy. America's lovable loser. Ran 100 races in his career and never won a single one. His only wins were against a harness horse in an unofficial race and against minor league baseball Darnell McDonald.