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17 Oct 2025
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19 Nov 2023
#TaylorItsNotYourFault that the mosh pits at Taylor Swift concerts are so brutal.
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29 Mar 2022
At least the world's a better place now that there's no more "ORANGE MAN MEAN TWEETS."
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16 Aug 2021
#afghanistan The same people constantly screaming oppression over gender pronouns and being told not to shoplift have just unloaded real oppression onto millions. There are no words to fully express my disgust.
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24 Mar 2021
Ignore the non-stop bashing of everyone the left hates, social marginalization, villification, and everything else. Blame inanimate objects instead.
3 Nov 2020
THIS is what Pelosi's "there's no voter fraud" looks like.
18 Jun 2020
How is it that websites can give you pop-ups that tell you to disable adblock that prevents pop-ups?
13 May 2020
On the bright side at least now we're all dateless lifeless losers who spend saturday night playing xbox and on the internet.
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13 May 2020
I feel bad for high school/college seniors. There is no next year for them, and no way to make up what they've lost.
Vlad_The_Implier retweeted
28 Mar 2020
Diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year.
ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION.
Where's my diarrhea check?
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18 Oct 2019
Sometimes irony is a messed-up thing that shouldn't make us chuckle, but does.
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22 Apr 2019
Unicron smashes his hand down on Shockwave and crushes him like a bug in Transformers: The Movie, but many including Hasbro said it never happened. #mandelaeffect
22 Jan 2019
The vid of the teens/native proven to be edited to mislead isn't a victory for anyone. That's like saying "I won" after someone stops beating on him. Are those who rushed to judgment proud of that?
15 Nov 2017
It occurred to me that in the Disney Star Wars universe all problems can be solved by simply killing all humans.
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13 Nov 2017
OUTLAW HIGH-CAPACITY SEMI-AUTOMATIC KNIVES NOW! YOU DON'T NEED A BOWIE KNIFE TO BUTTER YOUR TOAST! x.com/Breaking911/status/929β¦
22 Mar 2016
@BleedingMeIN this case it's Obama and leftists ignoring ISIS while destroying Syria in a bloodlust to see Assad dead.
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