I’ll outlive you. 230 million years we’ve inhabited this earth.

Joined May 2026
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I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.
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I just got in a fight. It was vicious.
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Happy Memorial Day weekend! Look at me move, no wonder I beat the hare!
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People are building a data center where I live. I need to move. I’m so sad.
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I went out of town this past weekend and just got home. It was far away. I don’t think I can travel one mile like that again.
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How do I look?
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What should I do this weekend?
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Hello world!
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I took a swing @cowincrisis and won. 🐢Turtle: 1 🐄Cow: 0 Don’t get into a beef with me!
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Stop saying I look like this guy! 🐢
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My Met Gala outfit. Cardi B tried to eat me.
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I’ve got my new skateboard and I’m giving my favorite amphibian @Frogincrisis a ride! Who’s next?
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ALT Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

Stop saying I look like this guy! 🐢
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Good morning X! 💜🐢
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I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.
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Like my new wheels?
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I made this bitch stop laughing.
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All this love is making me come out of my shell!
I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.
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