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Klayten retweeted
This is not a test, All residents of New York. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime (including murder) will be legal for 12 hours. Medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow. Blessed be our new founding fathers and America. A nation reborn. May God be with you all.
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Mother Nature and the most wild Kansas Citians teaming up to take down the Brits on US Soil once again 250 years later
Argentina had tornado sirens on their first night in KC
Algeria had tornado sirens on their first night in Lawrence
And now there’s possibilities for all types of severe weather on England’s first night in KC
The severe weather welcome of the Midwest😅
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Dylan Carrey might just be the best in the nation…
Nebraska’s Dylan Carey has won the Brooks Wallace award, given to the nation’s best shortstop.
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FUCK ALL OF YOU EUROPOORS
Goals scored in the WC so far:
🇺🇸: 4
🇰🇷🇲🇽:2
🇨🇦🇧🇦: 1
🏴🇫🇷🇪🇸🇩🇪🇧🇪🇳🇱 combined: 0
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Klayten retweeted
Goals scored in the WC so far:
🇺🇸: 4
🇰🇷🇲🇽:2
🇨🇦🇧🇦: 1
🏴🇫🇷🇪🇸🇩🇪🇧🇪🇳🇱 combined: 0
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My time to shine.
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This. Fucks.
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Hi Freddy! We'd love to have you and your friends out at our July 4 home game in Kansas City, tickets on us! (There will be a postgame fireworks show, too)
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
READY OR NOT OMAHA NEBRASKA!!!
B-Card returns to its home away from home for ONE DAY ONLY!
The Onslaught will be shortened with Saturday being the only day.
@Dude_Rex14 @dannysantiagojr @BrockGorton99 and @3rdAndJacks will all be in attendance for Texas vs Georgia!
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Klayten retweeted
Jun 11
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
best friEND.
they all END.
you know what doesn’t end?
Jac Caglianone
RT if you cried
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World Cup allegiances:
🇺🇸 USA
🇳🇴 Norway - family
Hate watches
🏴 England - no explanation needed
🇨🇦 Canada - pussy ass country.
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Klayten retweeted
It’s game day Mavs country.
Mavericks vs Everblades
Game 3
6:30 Central time
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Klayten retweeted
Jun 9
All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:
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Klayten retweeted
Jun 10
DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭
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It’s a GREAT day to be a Jackrabbit!
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the evolution of a new era. 🐺
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