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Is Trump quiet quitting the presidency?

Donald Trump’s dream.

The White House lies. The official statisticians don't — at least not yet.⁣ ⁣ Those are two very different things, and keeping them separate matters.

HH Miller huh? Will the next kid be named 88?

This is a real thing Donald J Trump said yesterday. Now we are putting it up on hundreds of billboards across the country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

MAGA just kept introducing new diseases to America until they found one that ivermectin actually works for!

I’m so sick of looking at Trump’s ballroom

Things the recovery industry will not tell you: 1. The drug worked. That is why people use it. Not weakness. Not moral failure. A neurological event so complete and persuasive that any honest account of addiction has to start there. The problem is not that the drug fails. The problem is that what it does is unrepeatable, and you will burn your entire life to the ground trying to get back to a place that no longer exists. 2. Shame is not guilt. Guilt says I did something bad. Shame says I am something bad. Guilt is appropriate. Shame is a cell with no windows. Most people use the words interchangeably. That mistake is lethal. 3. You cannot shame someone who has already named the thing you are holding over them. Say it first. Say it in plain light. The weapon drops. 4. Guilt can coexist with self-respect. Shame cannot. You can hold the damage and the dignity at the same time. I know because I live there. 5. Radical honesty does not give you back who you were. It hands you the clean slate of who you always wanted to be. The mask comes off. The cartoon other people drew of you stays on the page. 6. Nobody gets clean on a winning streak. 7. You have to be almost self-delusional in your forgiveness of yourself. (Go watch Chase Hughes) 8. The greatest sin was not the chaos. It was the absence. Being unavailable to the people who needed you. 9. Sustainable recovery starts with one thing: honesty with yourself. If you love an addict and want to help, that is the only door in. 10. I am only an expert on my recovery. Nobody is an expert on anyone else’s.

Very disappointed by the crowd’s reaction. I get it: I’m jealous of the young woman that gets to watch the game right next to Trump. But that’s no reason to boo her. Do better, Knicks fans.

BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR WHEN ITS RECORDED BY A HIDDEN MICROPHONE It doesn't appear that Mike Johnson knew he was being recorded today when he admitted that if they hold on to power, Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year. Vote Blue in November!

Thank you Senator for highlighting the REPUBLICAN woman who registered her dog to vote and GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE of an ID requirement.

WAKE TF UP

37% of Maga men have never asked a girl out on a date in person. Meanwhile James Talarico's out here slaying vegan hotties. 😭

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

It took this for me to realise Hegseth is America's Kadyrov.

If you’ve been to the American Military Cemetery in Normandy, and you’ve looked out over those rows of crosses and stars of David, you’ll know how odious this man is. Those men didn’t die for this ideology or assholes like Pete Hegseth.

I love how so many people think women are too emotional to be president and still support this little snowflake.