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Joined October 2014
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$tephany retweeted
It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut
When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races
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$tephany retweeted
Jun 3
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
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24 Oct 2025
they gave George Washington a fat ass neck on those new quarters
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22 Sep 2025
ur worried about this when the First Lady of the United States rn is a mail order escort turned wife 🤨🤨
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$tephany retweeted
10 Sep 2025
they don’t want to admit but this is what an ACTUAL album rollout should look like. 10’s across all boards for cardi and her team.
10 Sep 2025
This is my last chance to sell this album so I don’t get sent back to the strip club… meet me there!!! instores.cardib.com
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17 Jul 2025
yeah he on there
15 Jul 2025
The Epstein client list is real.
So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
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LA protester goes viral for delivering impassioned plea to authorities at anti-ICE demonstration:
“You should be standing here with us! You’re on the wrong side of history. We know you got a job to do. But you took an oath to the Constitution, not the fascists in the White House!”
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6 Jun 2025
As I said in the Oval Office:
1. I would never smuggle a terrorist into the United States.
2. I would never release a gang member onto the streets of El Salvador.
That said, we work with the Trump administration, and if they request the return of a gang member to face charges, of course we wouldn’t refuse.
No more margaritas under custody 😔
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21 Feb 2025
Insurance is such a fucking joke, HOW IS IT $500 FOR TWO FUCKING STITCHES?!??? HOWWWWWW???? I could’ve just slapped a bandaid on my finger and called it a fucking day
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22 Jan 2025
Ever since Twitter turned into X it’s sucked so fucking bad, I come on here less and less.
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11 Jan 2025
yoooooo where are there 40 cent avocados
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