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Joined May 2015
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Going Mallorca but to NOT ride a bike so I’ll be one of those tourist thingys how the fuck does this work ? Assume I just add San Miguel over & over can’t be that hard can it ? ☀️ 🍺
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Sets off for a ride and felt shit 1st 10miles so I got annoyed with myself and put an extra 10mile hilly loop on to just punish myself for being shit. Please tell me it’s not just me that does this or are we all unhinged 🚲
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Thinking todays TT gold will be more based on bike handling skills in biblical rain more than power & speed which could be a shame ☔️
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I remember the days you could sprint onto the back of a tractor and draft for as long as you wanted just praying there was at least 1 working brake light. Not now Jesus wept they are loads quicker and I’m 20yrs slower that’s fucking depressing. Kids these days will never know 🚜
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It’s no secret my relationship with the French is not poetic 😂 but chapeau to Romain Bardet the best of all the Humans quality ride sir - no sing his name to SL2 On A Ragga Tip (when you know you know)
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youtu.be/gXCN1DhHTZA?si=g9tH…
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Right let’s fucking Ave it 25 years of cycling and it’s still my XMAS bike day Happy Roubaix Day people 🇧🇪
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Alexander Kristoff rides his rollers for 7hrs and he’s a hero !! I go the pub for 7hrs and I’m an inconsiderate wanker !!! What gives 🤷
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Well Strava weekly snapshot can fuck right off !! That’s it that’s the tweet
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Trying figure out if I’m bored enough to watch a TT in the UAE 💤 “AND OUR SURVEY SAYS !!!!” 😴
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Pretty much day 1 of the 2024 season !! Had G fell off yet ?
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ALT I Can Hear It Hero Boy GIF

Velon CC@VelonCC
9 Feb 2024
First win of the season for Cav 🏆 📸 Getty Images
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I got the Discovery channel to watch all things cycling related which is great but in reality I end up watching all the paranormal shit before bed and end up sleeping with one eye open 👻 (what was that fucking noise 🛌👻🙄)
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Yessss living for the weekend 🙌 but in reality that means “freezing my bits off on a bike and going bed 30 mins later than a school night” I’m so RnR it’s painful
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I’m selling a winter bike on eBay states “will not post” so naturally a fella asks 100 stupid questions then follows up with Can You Post It ? I have no hope for humanity #cockwomble
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I hope Santas sack was full to bursting for you with bike bits 😜 enjoy your day I’ve a food coma inbound so stuff your face and let the cyclocross riders count the calories coz you don’t have too 🎄 🎅🏻
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Post turbo refreshment today was Southern Comfort 🥃 and not one was fuck given 🎄
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I won the gallop on the chainy world champs on a random Tuesday 🌈 🏆 Sadly you weren’t there to film it so you need take my word for it (it was raining and windy and only 5 out 😂)
Daniel Lloyd
@daniellloyd1
6 Dec 2023
What was your favourite / defining moment of the 2023 pro cycling season?
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Excuse me Sam I much prefer the term “SEX PEST”
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Just sent a direct message on the new strava messenger Bollox to @Sarahjgall80 !! I send her happy Xmas next time saves me buying a card 🎄
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