they/xey 🦭 minister of fuss and misery

Joined April 2025
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ask someone over the age of 30 what their 9/11 was and they'll probably say some bullshit like 9/11
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i made a map of everyone on twitter! yes you're on there too ^w^ every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_t…
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i didn't wanna believe it when i was younger but growing up really does make you stop giving a fuck about lgbtq identity discourse. like why would i care
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does anyone know if i can still get the data from a checklist i had going on my phone when i dropped it and lost it forever? theres no section for incomplete checklists on the ebird website so im wondering if its just gone or if itll stop eventually
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why are people disagreeing with this? kane parsons literally put the n word in the title
Backrooms is racist film. It’s technically brilliant, but racist. And it’s a shame during a time where Black studies is being eliminated on college campuses because I fear people are overlooking the obvious tropes and racist callbacks the film ridiculously displays.
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Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo. A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➑️ c.org/KxhXznzBcD
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I’m sorry but who names their child A Nigga In The Bathroom Said It Was Trash But He Didn’t Wash His Hands So No Way I’m Taking Him Seriously
me: my deadname isnt that common 2 famous movies this year:
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if you as an invisibly disabled person call a visibly disabled person a "cripple" or "retard" I hope they knock your fucking teeth in
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oh my god bruh i just wanted to find the source of a quote
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I noticed the other day that the projectionist had spliced images of penises into the children’s film I was seeing. what’s up with that
What has gone wrong with people to where any sense of theater etiquette is completely gone?? went to see the spongebob squarepants movie and a crew of rambunctious pirates filled my theater and were yelling and throwing popcorn and even giving commentary at key parts of the movie
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New concept: chastity cage but there’s a little guy in there
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it’s so gender-affirming to watch perverted anime
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its so fucking hard to just sit around all day when theres art to create and concerts to go to and places to travel and I cant do shit because my stupid body wilts like a flower if Im not laying down all the time
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then maybe they should write in their own language?

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the ipod sisters
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autistic people be like: ohhh you like my socks? here’s the exact coordinates and date I bought them on
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every day feels like This
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Hello I am a killdeer and today I will lay my eggs under an active train track
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I used to think retard was the hard R
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