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where the fuck did visiting santa cruz come from
10 Dec 2023
marty mcfly is one dead mom, coke trip, and visit to santa cruz away from becoming jamie conway
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Jun 17
there was a kid at my school named bart simpson. i wouldn’t joke about this
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Thank you, Daveigh Chase! ❤️💚🖤
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id be doing this even if i wasnt a negelected 14 year old
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Jun 17
if I'm gay and turned to vampirism for an escape from my struggles but ended up with a new authority figure I need to rebel against I'd be mad as helllll. but if I was a 14, neglected, falsely mature, and running a store while vampires can be frat boys at 100 I'd be mad as hellll
Jun 16
been sooo analytical as of late. paused analyzing lost boys out of annoyance so I could analyze stand by me out of appreciation. I'm getting nuancepilled.
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Jun 17
I'm also trans in the second scenario but that's not apart of my beef with vampires. it's why I'm doing a long running rambo bit though.
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Jun 16
are you jerking my penis right now
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his nonbinary tea is valid
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Jun 16
Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it
Jun 16
Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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Jun 16
been sooo analytical as of late. paused analyzing lost boys out of annoyance so I could analyze stand by me out of appreciation. I'm getting nuancepilled.
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Jun 15
there has been a worldwide attempt at gaslighting me and it's called Operation: The Graduate Discussion and everyone tries to gaslight me into believing that shit wasn't grooming
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Jun 15
I actually did relate to this a little too much. also definitely 100% unrelated but ben braddock idk how to tell you this but you're a victim.
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Jun 15
self loathing is the stupidest shit ever cause of course *I* would pick up on grooming and not be proven wrong the entire movie but I saw ppl trying to be funny by saying ben fumbles/calling mrs robinson a milf but somehow *I* went "god.. I'm so sensitive and media illiterate :("
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Jun 15
"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness
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if this came out today that would be Caleb Hearon
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joke caption of course I just saw a bad take on good will hunting this morning and my brain's been dogging on it nonstop sorry
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