You can't get mad at Hawkeye. I read standards & regulations. iso.org/standard/30669.html
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16 Jan 2020
A backhand slice winner on her first stroke after the serve. Lovely striking of the ball @ashbarty . Good luck in Melbourne!
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5 Jan 2022
And, folks, this is how you write a clickbait tweet that sounds introspective. [I agree the 'optics' are horrible but there is more to it than meets the eye. Novak has *already had* COVID-19, being a huge one.]
4 Jan 2022
It will be *VERY* interesting to see how people in Melbourne, the city with the world's longest COVID-19 lockdown, will react to Novak Djokovic playing at the Australian Open.
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18 Nov 2021
I am devastated and shocked to hear about the news of my peer, Peng Shuai. I hope she is safe and found as soon as possible. This must be investigated and we must not stay silent. Sending love to her and her family during this incredibly difficult time. #whereispengshuai
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5 Mar 2020
Remind me why there is a big @WTA event in Dubai annually? Oh— money, that's right — my bad 😢.
reut.rs/2TFomRv @T365Official
1 Mar 2020
Congratulations to @NokiaMobile and @Android for the biggest dumpster fire of a phone/OS I have used since getting my first smartphone eight years ago. Bravo! /s
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28 Feb 2020
Only Nole 🥰 What an honest and decent person he is. If anyone deserved a sportsmanship award, it’s Nole #NoleFam #NovakSportsmanship
28 Feb 2020
Novak concedes the point at the most crucial stage in the match against Monfils at 2:6 6:5 40/40.
How many times have we seen this from @DjokerNole?
Answer: more than from anybody else on tour!
#NovakSportsmanship
#SoProudOfOurChamp
@DDFTennis
@atptour
@NovakFanClub
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The Ump's Ump retweeted
20 Feb 2020
#NoleChallenge: Outdoor Ice Bath! I am sure I would win the challenge @DjokerNole but I am generous and I step aside for my dear Nolefam friends 🥶❄️😂! The full video 👇instagram.com/tv/B8yBldEnTOx…
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The Ump's Ump retweeted
18 Feb 2020
Lovely video footage within the link showing Nole how great and humble he is #NoleFam
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1 Feb 2020
"I would like to thank the crowd. These past two weeks have been the best two weeks of my life. I love you guys from the bottom of my heart."
You earned many new fans down under, @SofiaKenin!
#AusOpen | #AO2020
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9 Feb 2020
Someone high above the #Oscars reeeeeaaaaalllllllly wants an Alita: Battle Angel sequel
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27 Jan 2020
And All Members of the House of the Sacred And Beautiful One-Handed Backhand Clapped and Were Happy.
27 Jan 2020
Thinking man Stan Wawrinka finds the right answers to the questions posed by Daniil Medvedev to win their #AusOpen tussle. tennis365.com/australian-ope…
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23 Dec 2019
I'm calling this the subjectively "the most rain" I can remember since I game out in 2008. #justsayin That image was 0810Zish, but it's still similar now (~100 minutes later). #xmasfloods
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22 Dec 2019
I be missing Xmas in ATL this year. But it will be cold and rainy in LA, so it *will feel* like I'm there (based on my historical experiences growing up).
21 Dec 2019
Daily (well, evening) weigh-in. 72⅔ kg¹. Let's see how that survives the holidays #yeahright
¹ – that's 160.2 for 'Murkans.
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20 Dec 2019
Having now seen #AlitaBattleAngel, I'm 100% in favor of an #AlitaSequel. That movie kicked copious amounts of ass. A thrill ride non-stop. Do the sequel, it's a guaranteed billion dollar film.
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The Ump's Ump retweeted
17 Dec 2019
[Final] Alita: Battle Angel - Motorball
@JimCameron and @Rodriguez, please know how meaningful the movie you made can be to a lot of people.
The passion I have for Gunnm has always been here and they made it stronger as well as my will to draw !
Now, all I need is an #alitasequel
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