just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
Joined January 2020
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8 Oct 2020
asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
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tldr
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In the era of #ArtificialIntelligence, when human dignity is threatened by new forms of dehumanization, ours is the pressing duty to remain profoundly human. We must lovingly safeguard the grandeur of humanity bestowed upon us and revealed in its fullness in Christ, the splendor of which no machine can ever replace. #MagnificaHumanitas
vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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May 29
"climate control" in cars is really referring to temperature. i want a setting that will adjust the prevailing weather pattern in my vehicle over an 80 year timespan
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May 28
went down $275 in blackjack. down to my last $25 and turned it into $500. just goes to show never give up your next big win is right around the corner. take out more money if you have to
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May 12
type of shit your witchy vegan girlfriend texts you when you're already having the worst day of your life
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Apr 5
pisses me off when it rains in april. it’s a little too on the nose. what’s next? may flowers?
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Mar 27
just saw a tiktok of someone saying they built the pyramids from the “top down” bro we are so fucked the education system has failed us
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Mar 20
why is every fitness influencer a devout christian are scientists looking into this
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Mar 14
i will be crashing out over text to someone while simultaneously ordering an iced coffee in person with what can only be described as a pep in my step
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Mar 13
when you're 22 your instagram captions are "i'm not afraid to die” but the second you turn 29 they turn into “grateful to still be alive on this earth” or “cherishing every single second with my family (any moment could be my last)”
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Feb 11
has anyone considered that billionaire Bryan Johnson gets a perfect sleep score every night not because of the weird shit he does but because he has a billion dollars?
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Feb 5
cigs kill you and give you cancer and people are like “vapes are worse than cigs.” do they kill you harder
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Jan 24
i want to be healthy but at the same time eating a piece of fruit during the day is devastating for my aura
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Jan 24
and if your chiropractor is really good, they’ll fix your back in exactly the same amount of time doing nothing will
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Jan 21
the thing about correlation that keeps me up at night is that it doesn’t equal causation. never has. possibly never will
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28 Oct 2025
each word is more insane than the last
28 Oct 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes & COVID overturns in Mississippi
Sheriff says all but one of the animals have been “destroyed.”
Community note
Tulane has confirmed the monkeys are NOT infectious.
"The primates in question belong to another entity, and they have not been exposed to any infectious agent."
x.com/Tulane/status/…
abc3340.com/news/alabama-n…
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14 Sep 2025
the worst part about a charging vape exploding and burning down your house has got to be admitting to your family that you vape
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