Jesus Follower. Semi-amateur golfer. Spouse. Father. Retired Finance Guy. Friend. Speaker of truth. most random mix of Xeets.

Joined February 2012
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No One: Why do you like golf so much? Me: Well, you see, I grew up skateboarding. Almost went pro until I broke my leg in 1990. And skateboarding is a me vs the terrain sport. Golf is a lot the same. It’s me versus the course. Me versus my ability. Me versus my mind. Love that.
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Hilarious! Jim is onto something here.
Each @nyknicks player gets almost $1 million extra per player for winning a championship. If we took that away we could provide food health care and nintendos for every child in the country…
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⛳️… Eric M. Boatwright .🏌️‍♂️ retweeted
I wish there was a way to mark posts as click bait so that if a wild take got enough marks, the momentum would stop. Actually could be a huge help to the platform. @elonmusk
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Anyone have 2 extra Principal Charity Classic tickets for today that they’re aren’t using and want to give to an undeserving person (me)?
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They’re here - and they’re beautiful!
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Tee time in 1:19… what are the odds we play?
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Anyone in the DSM metro area who has a GHIN want to join me for 9 holes of men’s league on Wednesday 6/17 at 3:30? Copper Creek in Pleasant Hill.
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Today, I learned I won’t be playing golf with Matt. WHOOOOHOOO.
Golf course yellers. The biggest tools that exist in sports.
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I just want to know, if the GOP is so convinced the Dem’s are rigging elections with mail ins, why hasn’t the Republican leadership figured out how to cheat better?
Election night batches in Los Angeles: 🔵 Karen Bass: 38% 🔴 Spencer Pratt: 28% 🔵 Nithya Raman: 20% New batch (5 days after the election): 🔵 Nithya Raman: 40% 🔵 Karen Bass: 33% 🔴 Spencer Pratt: 18% Keep in mind only the top 2 advance to the next round, which is why the third place candidate suddenly surged Not even hiding it
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Apparently Mother Nature thinks I need no golf, more rest, post MX. Rains for days.
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Sometimes “doing good” is just a cover for laziness.
This is about the environment as much as the hotel smugly offering not to wash my towels is about the environment.
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Not a huge fan of burner accounts, but I do support this message.
Someone returned a cart they never even used today and organized them. On a Friday. In this economy. While the rest of you are out here leaving me next to a bush like a piece of furniture. I watched a Sears die with my own wheels. Anyway. This person is going to heaven. The rest of you know what you did. 🛒
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⛳️… Eric M. Boatwright .🏌️‍♂️ retweeted
We're less than one week away from opening DSM's new Rental Car Center. Beginning June 10, all rental car pickup and return services will move from the terminal to the new facility, located just a quick, free 4-minute shuttle ride away. The new Rental Car Center is designed to make your rental car experience simple, convenient and efficient. More information and a dedicated web page coming soon ... #FlyDSM
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I second this.
With all the controversy now with tipping in the USA, while I am not against tipping, I do have a question about it. Why is the amount of the tip based on the amount of the bill? In other words why should the tip be higher for a $100 steak as compared to a $15 hamburger. The server did not provide any more service for the steak as compared to the hamburger. And why would a hard working excellent server get a much lower tip in an inexpensive restaurant than a so so server in an expensive restaurant? It seems to me the more fair way would be to calculate tips based on the number of people being served at the table. The more people the more time and work the server would need to be compensated for. Just wondering.
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Hey #golfchat - I’ve never seen this model of @TaylorMadeGolf before. How far are you hitting this club?
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Good morning. It’s day “how many days are too many at an all inclusive beach resort”? No golf, but it’ll do.
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Hey Golf X - is this course appropriate?
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If I’m out of state and unable to vote, did an election even take place?
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