Sabres / Bills, Feminist, Anti-Fascist - Finally got out of MA, entirely unqualified hockey analyst. (He/Him)

Joined April 2019
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I love how much Curtis loves Zohran.
Curtis Sliwa goes off on James Dolan for the stunt he pulled yesterday related to the Knicks watch party at MSG: “Before the Knicks championship run against the San Antonio Spurs, the most hated, loathed person in New York was Jimmy Dolan. People hate him, and now everybody is lifting him up and saying, “This guy, he's a party guy. He wants us to party to the break of dawn and celebrate the Knicks.” And so he threw water on Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch. But especially Zoran Mamdani yesterday, when he canceled the viewing party. And he blamed the police commissioner and the mayor, and then said, “Hey, Mr. Mayor, you're not a real Knicks fan. I wanted everyone to party. I wanted everyone to enjoy this. You're the party pooper.” Jimmy Dolan, I'm coming after you now for sure. I'll have the mayor on my side to make you pay your property taxes. $48 million a year. I think, finally, the mayor may say, “Yeah, let's tax that rich guy who blasphemed me.””
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Literally everyone at all times:
Replying to @olga_gildhartt
Where are Alpharius and Omegon?
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I think it’s crazy that they’re still posting hockey highlights even though the postseason ended like two weeks ago.
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Ollie 5Hammers retweeted
Please god
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Big Z is gonna run Dolan out of town and immediately ascend bodily into NYC heaven
When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you. Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city. LGK.
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I’m entirely certain that Josh Allen does not read for fun
Book recommendation from @JoshAllenQB. 📚
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It's wild to me that there is exactly one team who could make me root for the Canes and it just happens to be their opponent in the Stanley Cup Finals.
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Ollie 5Hammers retweeted
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Serious question for all my gay friends, is Trump crushing on me or what? Posting pictures of me drawing his portrait in the middle of the night? Where’s Hunter? Lord knows he has my #. Seems like I’m in his dreams… even his little dreams during his many naps. Mr. Trump - focus on Jaxson Dart he is more your type.
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Post nut clarity is killing these nerds
“Nothing was uglified.” *shows pictures that prove she was uglified* Okay lol
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“Let me avoid any straw man arguments” -immediately makes up multiple straw men
Let me quickly summarize the new God of War Laufey controversy, but without any straw man arguments such as accusing people of "fearing women." >western game studios were politicized thanks to activist employees and activist investors. >some people passed the litmus test, so they understand that politicizing a fictional hobby about fun/escapism is bad. >some failed the litmus test so they write off criticism they do not understand as "hate." >some agree with the agenda so they write off criticism they dislike as "hate." >underneath it all is a leftist ideology that believes attractive female characters = sexualization, objectification and misogyny... and an obsession with "diversity and inclusion." >enter western game developers deliberately designing female fictional characters who are ugly. >people rightly point out that she's ugly. other people get mad and incorrectly assume that means we're calling the actress ugly: we are not. >also some people find it a bit weird that a game called God of War, which has been about Kratos, The God of War, is back-seating him for a new woman. >some speculate that this is the result of the aforementioned politicization, because pattern recognition and the left-wing activist obsession with "inclusion." >the God of War developers are based in California. The end. Hope this helps.
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In this episode Hickman discovers the difference between Catholic backwoods and Protestant backwoods
It's absolutely a fact that New England feels distinctly odd to someone from Upstate New York. It's almost indescribable; perhaps akin to the odd sensation a Welshman might feel on a trip to Cornwall. The people look pastier, the bars are stuffier, speed limits are lower, and the scenes around the countryside look more like a painting I could never afford to live in than like a gritty apocalyptic movie set. It always seems sunnier there, and richer too. Certainly more liberals as well -- lots of Rainbow Flags and IPA's. But even the grungy, conservative side of New England feels unfamiliar somehow. Clannish, unapproachable, stiff. Their people mumble quietly while ours intermittently grunt and hoot. Their poor people are scrawny and Anglo while ours are fat Italo-Franco-Micks and red-faced German drunks. And in NYS, the corruption colors everything somehow; you can somehow "feel" it oozing off of everything. Our evil overlords are not trim-and-tidy Cambridge-adjacent technocrats, as with New England's -- but cartoonish mobsters and wine-drunk swinger soccer mom types. Their upper class wears crisp white polos and loafers -- ours wear ill-fitting JC Penny suits and sport bald heads and sauce-dribbled double-chins. I truly feel like I'm in a foreign country when I'm there; it's a lot like going to Canada. If I blur my eyes it looks the same, but when I examine almost anything closely, it's distinctly foreign. This is not a feeling I get in, say, Michigan or Wisconsin.
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It WOULD be the place named after silver
Countries that have legislated against werewolves
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When you forget that nobody is making you play the girl game
> create a franchise centered around a male protagonist > watch the franchise become a huge success, with the protagonist becoming its most iconic character and building a massive fanbase around the world > decide to ride the success of that established franchise by creating a new female character to replace the male lead and push a feminist agenda > completely alienate the original fanbase, tell them the game isn't for them, and then blame them when the new game fails when will they ever learn?
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What does Zach Benson have to do with IPOs
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I have a confession, I’m a huge WWII buff, I have opinions about obscure logistics aircraft and such, but since I’ve never been a Wehraboo I didn’t recognize Platner’s tattoo immediately.
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Men like this made NASCAR great
The man who allegedly drank 48 beers and then threatened to shoot and kill any ICE agents who came to his door has been found not guilty of threatening a federal officer.
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It's amusing to see that every person who dislikes Dungeon Crawler Carl is exactly the kinda person who would dislike Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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Every "Happy Killdozer Day To Those Who Celebrate" guy is also an "I'd kill everyone in this city to save my family but I don't ever do the dishes" LARPer
Can you really be fighting the system by complaining about noise to the EPA while dumping raw sewage off your property?
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Just a reminder, the killdozer guy was just a shithead who threw a tantrum cuz he wanted to pump shit directly into the water so they told him no.
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Is Dylan Larkin worth what the Sabres would have to trade for him?
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