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they said “record low Rotten Tomatoes” and it’s still at 80%… only Emily Blunt can make a record low look this good
Our traders forecast a record low Rotten Tomatoes score for Disclosure Day
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࣪ ִֶָ☾. retweeted
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The average lifespan is 77. That means middle age hits at 38, not 50. Suddenly 40 feels a lot different. 👀
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I could eat tacos every single day lol
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That fish on SpongeBob really ate when he said OH BROTHERRRR.
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࣪ ִֶָ☾. retweeted
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Marriage is temporary, Ben 10 drip is forever
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He’s unknown enough to pass for Bond but I’ve also seen enough of his work to know he’s got a lot of charm.
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Nothing is beating a low cut and waves for me
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This looks like the opening scene of a horror movie
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people in the US will look at this picture and they genuinely see nothing wrong with it
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Kalshi hired the least predictable man in Hollywood to promote prediction markets
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I miss when cartoons looked more flat like this
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Is nobody gonna say anything about the person watching the news on a flip phone 😂😂
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Our traders forecast a record low Rotten Tomatoes score for Disclosure Day
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During the filming of Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp thought he was downing cups of water during a scene.. until he realizes the props team filled them with actual rum
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