Two time Undefeated State Champion
Joined September 2019
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Looking like some storms should roll through here in a few hours and last most of the evening. I guess no deck sitting for me tonight
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My high school football coach (Kansas state legend) hated soccer players and skateboarders. Thought they were a bunch of queers
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Had some Popeyes chicken for dinner and now I want to free Caramello Anthony
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Oh Elon Musk is a trillionaire now?? Why you pocket watching bro?
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I predict the turtles will win the World Cup soccer tournament
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They are mean to you during training to be a troop because the enemy isn’t going to be nice to you in battle
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I’ve mowed my lawn at least three times since the last time my nextdoor neighbor mowed his. Guy is a good quiet neighbor but come on man. That shit is a jungle
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I know more about medicine than Fauci and Shatsky combined
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Mowed the lawn shirtless and gave the neighbor milfs something to gawk at
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The State Champ retweeted
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I don’t agree with Sloth’s theories of time, light, or water
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This chick once told me she liked the band Chicago and I was like do you like 25 or 6 to 4. She had no clue what I was talking about. Fake Chicago fan
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You know just what I’m after
You make my heart beat so much faster🎶
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T-pin scratched my leg when I was sewing. I’ve always said it but sewing is one of the most dangerous jobs around
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Jun 12
Also going to rip out all my asparagus as it never yields shit and I’ve had it going for like ten years
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I’ll probably watch the UFC card this weekend. Decent main and co main. Think I’ve only watched one other card this entire year and that was the first one. Rest of them have been real stinkers
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