Definitely a lot harder to fight a crazy person #UFC299

Story behind the Spiderman mask: Last week in Seattle, a fan randomly gifted Juan Soto the mask (and a Michael Jordan rookie card!) "He just gave it to me," Soto said. "OK, I'll take it." Carson Benge suggested using it for homers to switch up the Mets' mojo. So far, so good.

Elon Musk could give his entire net worth to the government and all it would cover is 13 months of interest payments on our national debt. It could all go to Social Security and Social Security would be depleted by 2038 instead of 2034. It can be considered tax revenue for 2026, and we would still have a .6 trillion dollar federal deficit and it would be right back to over 1.7 trillion next year. The problem is not Elon Musk, it is the federal government. If you combine the net worths of all the billionaires and one trillionaire (≈20 trillion) on earth and gave it to the US government you can only cover 6-7 years of the projected annual deficit.

At this point Freddy’s done more American shit than I have this month 🇺🇸

Am I your goat? Well probably not. I probably was, but you probably forgot.

The sleeper is make them pay #iceman 🥶

Thomas Massie just had his seat stolen by Benjamin Netanyahu

Iraq up a tab in Chanel. Cause I Dubai everything like I’m Middle Eastern 🥶

Apple Music is already frozen 🥶#Iceman

Too hard for the fuckin radio 🥶 #Iceman

Me and my boy saying we combined for 50 when he dropped 41 and I dropped 9.

You either die a hero like Charlie Kirk. Or live long enough to become a villain like Donald Trump. #RIPMaga #AmericaFirst

Petition to ban bunkers on golf courses. Signatories 1. Me 2. Bryson DeChambeau

Me every round on hole 4 ⛳️

Flying over the ye concert.

Lebron going right before @RobbyBerger on the tee box is making Bobby Fairways look like Scottie Scheffler out here. #LebronDoesSports

There should be court mandated self driving teslas for DUIs. Start with Tiger @elonmusk

Fore left ⛳️ #FreeTiger🐅

This makes me sick #FuckDavidSterns

Nothing better than driving home from work knowing there’s an Amazon package sitting on your front porch waiting for you

My aunt just got out of a 15 year coma. Told her Joe Flacco still doing it.