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Joined January 2015
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73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Sorry the funny stopped .. First bathroom break
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
It's actually going well
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
I got here one min late...she's not here. Still within the 4 min window of her late text
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73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
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73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
...at the double tree. Which means she's eaten there previously and still returned
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Just left the doubletree...en route to dinner. Overheard a girl tell her friend "everything tastes the same here.." In regards to the food
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
What should I open with? I need a story of how kind I am, but I have none!!!
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Decided against getting condoms. #safestsexisNOsex
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
To be clear, I'm still at the double tree..that warning was premature
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Game time. I might only be able to tweet if the date is bombing or she goes to the bathroom.
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Reservation is in 7 min. Do I leave this doubletree? It's so warm here. No one judges
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Realized I mixed extra strength exedrin with alcohol!!!??! Is that bad? What if I accidentally overdose in the middle of dinner
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Or perhaps I casually inform the waitress the pass the courvoisier.
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
You can be anyone you want on a first date..I know she only drinks wine, plus she's older, so maybe I really fucking love wine tonight
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
For some reason I can stop humming "call me maybe" in my mind...fuck you Carly Rae Jepsen
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Dating is weird, maybe I'll meet someone new at the doubletree hotel bar, which is flanked by a pizza counter to its immediate left
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Double 🌳
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73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Yup, this happened. Pre-game the pre-game
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
Double tree by Hilton hotel bar? WHY THE FUCk not!! ✔️
73span@73span
17 Jan 2015
I'm freezing waiting in the cold with this headache! Why did I show up so early
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