You can get a medal for this?! All I’ve gotten up until this point for breeding is a child support order (I don’t pay that shit lol I just do DoorDash)
Split my toe in half at work today. Didn’t report shit. Picked the lint out of it after working all day and washed it with hotel bar soap. Stay hard. Embrace toxic masculinity.
What if instead of being called a Wendigo it was called a Wendigoon and instead of turning into a monster by eating a corpse, it turns into a monster by fucking a corpse.
What if instead of being named Gojo he was named Goonjo and instead of having the 6 eyes and limitless he has fuck me eyes and a limited refractory period