As more of my professional network moves to the elephant app I’ve decided to claim my identity there as well, where you can find me using the same handle. Not abandoning Twitter, by the SNR is getting noticeably harder to manage here.

Today we unveil to the world a bold new @HPE brand. As the leader in essential enterprise technology, HPE’s advancements in AI, cloud, and networking have made us an essential partner in the AI era, enabling some of the most ambitious innovations on the planet. Our new brand is more than an updated look – it reflects who we are and illustrates the transformative impact we deliver for our stakeholders each day. I am proud of what we have achieved over our first 10 years as a company and even more excited about where we are going, including how we can help our customers and partners achieve their boldest ambitions. Congratulations @jenatemple on this new brand launch and cheers to HPE's next decade of game-changing innovation. Read more here: hpe.to/60024KxMw

Things that are cheaper than the single, large order of fries I bought @McDonalds today: - gallon of gasoline in Los Angeles - gallon of 2% milk at my local supermarket - a large order of fries from Wendy’s, Burger King, and Sonic - Every side order on the menu at Denny’s

They still think this is about scoring points against their opponents. How cute.

Be severe weather aware today in Oklahoma. Be sure to use good information sources. Today is NOT the day (never is) to get your severe weather info from a YouTuber who measures success by the number of likes and follows.

Looks like Flight WN46 from Dallas to Tulsa had to go around. Send time’s a charm, and better safe than sorry. fr24.com/SWA46/37c8b106

This should have said, “Life is too short to not ask for extra bark.” I blame the wind for my typo.

Bad, dumb luck. Just missed AA132 from DFW - DUB transiting the harvest moon. Saw it happen in my viewfinder while focusing. If my finger had been on a different button it would have been an epic shot.

Wait. So you’re telling me if someone steals my login credentials and gains physical access to my computer I’m at increased risk? Shocking.

I think you’re confusing inflation (down) with the stock market (up) again. How embarrassing for someone who bought a bank. Here are some graphs to help.

Still cringing from the horrible and embarrassing replies to Marc in this thread. I’m amazed at the number of people defending people who cosplay meteorology as if it’s harmless. It’s decidedly not. This is larger problem we need to solve as a society. a.co/d/1kbK9eP

I can’t be the only one. #okwx @okmesonet

Some of these are really lazy.

After one weekend with the @EGOPowerPlus Z6 ZTR mower I’m blown away. I already owned several tools (push mower, blower, trimmer, and chainsaw) so my expectations were pretty high already. But I covered so much lawn so fast I really couldn’t believe it. I actually enjoyed it.

Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you sell two tablets of Claritin for (checks notes) $13 you’re a jerk. I don’t care if it’s an airport. Those are abusive margins for a medical need.

Is it just me or does DEN have more SSIDs in the air than it used to?

This ESPN NBA Draft projection for OKC would be a really cool addition, and might make ⁦@sethfiermonti⁩ a Thunder fan in the process.

Today, I was brought into a problem ticket open for some time, where on a new VDI, opening a certain ERP application and doing some sorta-consistent series of steps, it crashed out. ERP support was engaged, vendor, everybody tapped out saying not known error. So they call me…

I’m old enough that when someone starts using arm electric mixer in the kitchen I still occasionally expect the tv picture to get scrambled.