I'm Jeff. I hate all things.

Joined March 2011
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This race about to score 30% on Gluck's poll tomorrow. #nascar
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Hamlin is adding a second a lap to.his lead. Holy fuck. #nascar
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If they're not going to fix this car then might as well drop 30 degree corners at this track because Michigan fucking blows with this car. #NASCAR #GEN7 #THISCARSUX
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If they keep wrecking Briscoe might get a top 10. #NASCAR
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Briscoe getting used up on restarts tell me something new. That stage sucked so bad. Cautions took the lead from him and allowed the 11 to get back in it. Ugh. #NASCAR
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So pissed. We would have won the stage. Fuck. At least it looks like we have long run speed. Something we have t had all year.
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11 and 34 were dominant all night and now out of it. #NASCAR
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Unpopular opinion SVG is bad for the sport. Him being dominant on road courses but disappointing on ovals does nothing for the sport except making the road courses unbearable to watch. #NASCAR #SVG #SVGSUCKS
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By far the worst race of the year. #NASCAR
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If @NASCAR wants the bring in the Met Gala crowd to watch races then they should just Sabrina Carpenter to date Carson Hocevar just like the NFL did with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. #nascar #met
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We go to Texas once a year now this should be a 500 mile race. Shit like this is why fans are leaving the sport. #NASCAR
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Unpopular opinion, I don't think Carson Hocevar is going to be the generational talent everyone says he's going to be. He'll win a few races in his career but that'll be it. #nascar #hocevar
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Need Stenhouse to become Wrecky at the front of the field so Briscoe can steal some more spots. #NASCAR
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Dolphins just moved up the 27 from 30 for the 90th pick and got a 4th in return. Texans so got fleeced. #Texans #NFLDraft
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Man Briscoe needed a 3 lap run there not a 2. Oh well making something out of a shit show day. I'll take it. #NASCAR
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I'm not even a Toyota guy, but anyone can tell the 23 did what he did in response to Chevys bullshit. Chevy doesn't pull their shit the 24 is naturally out and the 20 is in.
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Replying to @jeff_gluck
23 having a "Flat" is completely fine though. No bias in that statement.
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Can you believe this finish!? 🤯🤯🤯
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The stupid thing I hate about Taylor winning is how shocked she always looks when she wins. Like she's some Cinderella underdog. Girlfriend you're the biggest popstar in the world. There was no chance of you losing. #GRAMMYs
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Sorry but that line up is kind of boring. Larson - chaotic self destructive Chastain - chaotic wrecking ball Denny - villain 2002 Harvick - DGAF
From a hype standpoint, name a better Final 4 than this; Chase Elliott Denny Hamlin Ryan Blaney Bubba Wallace #NASCAR
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