Joined January 2013
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14 Dec 2021
OFFICIAL WORLD RECORD HOLDER
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Guy @zCallouts beat his desk so hard his camera did back flips 😭
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Jun 6
25 Years Old šŸŽ‰ Whose walker can I borrow?
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May 30
Some New CS Pickups šŸ˜
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Taylor retweeted
$15,500 CMG x @zCallouts Switch #Champs w/@zCallouts @9Simz
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Apr 28
Clean little @FACEIT 1v4 (Ignore the black bars)
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Apr 5
Guess who had Mariners ML to cash their parlay? šŸ™ƒ
Apr 5
JO ADELL JUST ROBBED A THIRD HOME RUN TONIGHT HE JUMPED INTO THE STANDS 🤯
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Mar 27
A 2-HR game for Chase DeLauter! His first two homers in the Majors 😱
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Mar 25
Fuck it, sureeee
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Mar 25
Off the noggin
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Mar 20
My life stinks
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Feb 26
Grown men used to come home from the coal mines every night and go straight to bed Now we are all entertained by a peanut...

ALT Hell Yeah Hell Yeah The Burnt Peanut GIF

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Jan 9
Might have costed some challs today but no one has a cooler dog than mine šŸ˜Ž
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Jan 2
3 people leaked on in 10 seconds šŸŽ¬
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29 Dec 2025
Fell asleep at 1am woke up at 2:30am for some reason then lost $750. Why couldnt I just sleep through the night
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26 Dec 2025
I’m him
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19 Dec 2025
zCallouts not being on this list is CRIMINAL
19 Dec 2025
SnD Hall of Fame (no order) -Ston3r -Phizzurp -2Pac -Fero -TJHaly -RySwan -Blazt -oSmoked -Dece -SnDylan -iLLeY -Tarzan -Crayons -Simp -aBezy -Dashy -Heis -ColtHavok
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19 Dec 2025
How am I losing this 5-5 last map man
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6 Dec 2025
Placed this thinking I took OpTic -2.5 in the series. Thought I won so login and realized I accidentally clicked OpTic -2.5 IN MAP FKN 2
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26 Nov 2025
Hop on cod and spawn in with this... Why do I even play?
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