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Ason Kidd was him??!!
Jun 15
Skip is the GOAT when it comes to sports nicknames:
-“Team Obliterator”
-“George Paul”/“Playoff Pee”
-“Bosh Spice”
-“Westbrick”
-“LeBrick”
-“Kyle I should’ve been a Bowler”
-“Joe Fluke-O”
-“Me, Myself & Iverson”
-“Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane”
-“Ason Kidd”
-“Luka Oncic”
-“Zaza PaCheapShot”
-“Jeff Can’t”
The list goes on…
But I have to say.
“Victim Wembanyama” is Skip’s best work.
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Jun 14
Last time the Knicks won a championship New Yorkers started HIP-HOP
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“This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.”
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“We have not earned these?”
Have me in absolute tears man 😭😭
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Kevin DuCant was pretty crazy too. I remember being pissed 😂😂
Jun 14
Omg this might be Skips best work. He said "Victim Wembanyama, the alien has a lot of earthling tendencies" 😭😭😭😭
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Not me finding out Chipotle is a depression indicator like this…
Jun 11
DJ Lagway says he struggled with diet and mental health issues during his time at Florida. Via @PeteNokos_
“I was smiling but it wasn’t a good time for me. I was at Chipotle atleast 2-3 times a day, it was addicting. Not being able to play my best put me in a rough spot”
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Ashari retweeted
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My favorite account rn. This guy is experiencing America for the first time and I’m crying.
We need to get him a Big Gulp & a Double Double ASAP
Jun 8
Lmao how am I supposed to choose from all of this? This is overwhelming me😭😭😭
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Pls come to Vegas man
Jun 7
Why is every second comment telling me to go to a strip club? Is this a normal activity to do in America?😭😭
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jun 9
Lookout Mountain near Chattanooga, TN🌳
An American next to us said this is the perfect sniper spot.
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This is how I feel about Macy Gray in Training Day.
Legend.
Jun 8
fantasia was so tuff they gave her a movie in her prime like she was 50 Cent
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Astoria genuinely blew my mind when I first stayed there 😂😂😂
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Somebody pointed out she’s writing her lyrics on a whiteboard and I’m crying
Jun 1
Latto shows footage of her writing for her song “Okayyy” with Doja Cat. — Music Video coming soon… 🚨
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