Monitoring the situation with optimism and humor. Occasionally-spicy takes. Humble thoughts on tech, etc. RTs can be random, but dadjokes are nearly intentional

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Chip-ocalypse(tm) means I can sort of believe that Apple might actually extend the iPhone mainstream flagship release cadence. iPhone 17, luckily, is awesome. But cynically there’s a question of competing marketing-2nm-enabled smartphones. No way Apple lets QC leapfrog.
No iPhone 18 This Year, Apple Supplier Comments Seemingly Confirm macrumors.com/2026/06/15/no-…
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A MacBook Neo has more ppi, wow I guess the selling point’s supposed to be Touch(tm) 120Hz? 🤔
X2 Plus, 16GB, 256GB $1,600 Someone convince me. Anyone?
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FREDDY - COME TRY THIS. it's a molten chocolate cake on top of a skillet cookie... true American innovation.
Chili’s & NBA Finals😋
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One of the best parts of this job is sharing the wonder of exploration. It was an honor to host @FreddyLA7 and friends at @NASAJohnson, thank you for your curiosity and excitement! (Confirmed: real people, on an epic road trip!)
This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.
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Replying to @FreddyLA7
Me watching Freddy's journey, tweet by tweet
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Mexico and South Korea fans are having fun together before facing off in just 2 days (via IG/elcheche_tj)
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今日も頑張っております🐱
歩く練習をしております🐱
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Thank you @NASA for the coolest day ever. One week ago, we were eating Chili’s in Chattanooga, and today we’re talking to the ISS. This is the American dream. Thanks for letting three random World Cup tourists from Germany live it for a few days. USA rocks.🇺🇸🚀
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Did I miss the news that TSMC was gonna ship A14 (marketing-1.4nm) ~1 year after N2P, which is said to launch ~1 yr after N2? Even some of TSMC’s slides seemed to indicate A14 would be something like N3(B). Will or could Apple actually SKIP A16? @MarcTechStream @VadimYuryev
Apple's 2028 iPhones to Use 1.4nm A22 Pro Chips macrumors.com/2026/06/16/202…
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@BenBajarin @MarcTechStream @VadimYuryev kinda interesting if TSMC deliberately pushes its “mainstream” implementation of BPR to around 2029.
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What I was trying to say with “A14 being like N3(B)”, I think, was N3(B) as the “next node step” had to wait about 2 years while N5P half-stepped to N4-family before marketing-3nm finally launched in volume (Samsung 1st-run 3nm made a significant impact on the market? Really?)
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Honestly, I had no idea you could just FaceTime the ISS😭😭
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We just called the International Space Station😭😭😭
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まだおもちゃ投げてないのに先に到着しようとして必死すぎる
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This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.
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英語がよくわからなかった頃、アメリカ人の友達に言われたのが、「おまえは無理して長く話すな。もっと簡単に話せ」ってアドバイスされたのがまさにこれ。3語だけでも色々伝えられる。 Texas is good. Everything is big. 結果アメリカで大バズり。
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"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"
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"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"
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big soup friends scared away some mischievous aliens 👽🛸
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big soup friends! 🐸🐥🦕
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Dandadan isn’t perfect every chapter, but the excellence is still really consistent, if you know what I mean. This week?
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