I like my chili on spaghetti & my burritos in bowls. Tweeting live and in High Definition from Indy-IN or Cincy-OH.

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25 Oct 2021
“Hi, I wanted to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.”
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Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat
🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too. Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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USMNT 4, Reds 2.
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Hey @FOXSoccer , we don’t give a shit about celebrities. This isn’t a Knicks game.
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Your XI for Match #1 at the @FIFAWorldCup. #USMNT x The @HomeDepot
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Had to bust out the 2010 goods for today, @stuholden. Can’t believe this kit is 16 years old. Also, loved the hidden Easter eggs in this one. #USMNt
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The Padres dropped down three straight sacrifice bunts. The Reds failed to record a single out on any of them.
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Can say as an American- travesty that the final isn’t being played at the Azteca.
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One year ago, Tyrese Haliburton was the moment 🔥
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Tie game: Wemby miss, Wemby turnover, Wemby foul, Wemby miss. What an insane gag. I miss clutch Haliburton so much.
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Pacers are the only franchise who fan stop the Knicks.
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DX was getting us all in trouble
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Drown me in the Ohio river. Someone. Please.
Terry Francona on Tony Santillan: “We’re at a point where we need some stability so much, and he’s the guy….so we’re going to have to figure that out.” #Reds
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If the answer is 'they have nobody else', they are failing as an organization. #Reds
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Santillan 2025: 80 appearances, 7 HR 2026: 26 appearances, 9 HR Nothing to see here. Just keep pitching him. #Reds
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Santillan has served up 7 HR over his last 8.1 innings. #Reds
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This HAS to be Tony Santillian’s last appearance in a Reds uniform. It absolutely HAS to be.
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NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.
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“Mama, there mows that man.” #LawnTwitter
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New angle of the #Indy500 finish just dropped 🤯
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