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27 Jan 2021
My sister said my kid runs like a titan.. and I don't think she's wrong
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.. huh
Mar 14
Nah nah nah dude. You’re not that guy. Sit with your yap shut and nod along with the imperialist machine while the leopards eat your face.
You chose the bag over your self respect.
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13 Jul 2024
She's..
She's holding her hair on the scale, though?
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Hell nah this mf heard “40 minors”
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24 Jun 2024
He had his hand off the mouse so he couldn't look other directions
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20 Jun 2024
My kids (3 & 4) started playing Nintendo a while ago; smash bros and Mario Kart, 4 yo plays pokemon.
I downloaded the NES and SNES emulators and now they only want to play those "new games", which are older than me in some cases.
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Who the fuck made Wh-HEE-HEE-s
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3 Jun 2024
Bluey is a weird show.
A show that actively makes my feel guilty and like a worse father for letting them watch TV because the kids in the show never watch TV and their Dad plays a random ass game every ep.
Bro, I'm tired.
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27 May 2024
Arguing with the wife.
Her: "it's not that you're always wrong, it's just that you've never been right, yet."
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20 May 2024
Remember how cool the CW arrowverse was at the start?
Then you tune in a couple years later and it's like watching power rangers
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15 May 2024
Boeing is an amazing, multifaceted company.
From putting planes 35000 feet in the air to putting their safety inspectors 6 feet under ground, they are the masters of the y-axis.
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14 May 2024
Dude missed every time
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9 May 2024
Pop up after a tsunami looking like raditz
8 May 2024
Tsunami Survival Capsule
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6 May 2024
Holes is a 10/10.
Banger cast.
Pacing is good.
Doesn't feel like a cheese kid movie 21 years later.
Soundtrack is a bop.
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4 May 2024
Kendrick "you're a pedo. You fuck with children. Your whole crew predators. You have a secret daughter"
Drake on ig: "I ain't got no daughter"
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4 May 2024
Drake listening to meet the grahams finding out he has another child
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