Massage therapist. Gym stuff. Thirst traps. Gay. Cats. Some other stuff sprinkled in. he/him
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I just thought it was bad.
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i’m begging you guys to go and see this film, it’s so much fun and looks great on the big screen, i refuse to let this suffer the same way dungeons and dragons did back in 2023
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE bombs harder than expected and earns only $7.3M on Friday for an $11.7M total opening day.
Its domestic debut now might miss the $25M mark, getting beaten by OBSESSIONS’s fourth weekend.
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This is the discourse we need. Budgets being so big that 31 million dollars in a day might be a flop.
Masters of the Universe has officially flopped at the box office.
The $170M-plus He-Man reboot opened with just $31.1M domestically, landing at the bottom of expectations and below the warnings.
The previews already pointed to trouble. The full weekend confirmed it.
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Armie Hammer shows off rugged new look in rare outing 5 years after sex abuse scandal trib.al/q9Ey0oW
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The bait and switch on Go Fact Yourself this week to set up Holland Taylor and then get HER was incredible. By far the most excited I’ve ever been for an expert on the show. @funnyhelenhong @j_keith
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What is this all about? I’m gleaning Bob showed up somewhere not in drag?
May 15
Now yall are dragging it. The truth is I have done and continue to do more drag than most of you will ever do in your life. I've been a drag queen for 18 years. I've done everything from getting arrested, television, stand up comedy, protesting, Broadway, podcast, and Madison Square Garden IN DRAG! And the list goes on. You are literally sitting on your couch in snuggie and you wear elastic waist pants to work telling me to put in a wig. Girl shut up. When you've been in drag a QUARTER of the DRAG I have. I'll listen. Until then click on the FREE content and shut the fuck up.
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My favorite part of this show is the mental gymnastics “2000’s nostalgia” justification he spewed for playing himself as a college freshman shirtless half the time at 35
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He’s a little small lately.
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Am I having a fever dream that in the 80’s and 90’s we just…didn’t go to school if we had a reason not to? Sick. Vacation. Whatever. We just didn’t go. The school might check that my parents knew and I might get homework but they weren’t excused or unexcused.
Apr 23
I excused my daughter’s absence from school today, but it was denied. How are you going to tell me, the parent, that the reason I allowed my child to stay home isn’t accepted?
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