AFL Amateur Data Analysis. PhD in applied maths, now working in Finance. Also enjoys beer, education, and the Oxford comma.

Joined May 2018
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I'm afraid to say that Josh Inglis is looking more and more like JD Vance on the daily
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What the fuck
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The worst football of the weekend and this will be the most talked about
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Once again, if you elect to take a shot and run down 30 seconds and you fail to score ,it should be an automatic turnover
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Blewy doing an ad read for KFC and finally he sounds genuine
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If you're just switching over the the Suns game, yes Dwayne and co are calling the game about 2 seconds before it happens
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Will be hard to fit Pendlebury into this side next week. #AFLSwansPies
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Shamelessly stolen by Matt Hill without credit
Tom Cats😼 Forget Pendles - Geelong will equal a record which has stood for over 75 years (unless tragedy strikes both of Tom Atkins and Tom Stewart) with Geelong set to play a record equalling 461st straight match featuring a player named Tom tomorrow night.
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Thankfully Freijah got a free kick for what was actually a perfectly legitimate action
‘OH DEAR’ 🫣 This Zak Butters hit could have gone SO wrong. Thankfully, Joel Freijah has stayed out there. LIVE >> bit.ly/49BligV
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lol bump is dead
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#AFLPiesHawks Q4 30:29 xScore update: COLL 93 from expected 59.7 HAW 91 from expected 99.1 Pregame: HAW Win 73.7% 20.9pts
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The AFL Lab retweeted
#AFLPiesHawks Final xScores: COLL 93 from expected 59.7 ( 0 rushed) HAW 91 from expected 99.1 ( 2 rushed)
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The AFL Lab retweeted
#AFLPowerCats IT'S OVER - win called for @PAFC at Q4 20:53 (p<0.01)
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Somebody got on the "2 ambient sound failures on the Anzac Day game" on Polymarket
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Kayo is prime Enshitt-flation
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Happy for Watson to try that bullshit but I think he needs an HIA
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AFL and the AFLPA should be all over that if they ever want insurance coverage for head injuries ever again, given they are effectively incentivising players to put themselves in danger.
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The picture quality on Kayo tonight is extremely shit
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Looks like it's made for 3d glasses
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When you're so shit you have a penalty named after you
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