Mom of 2 fab kids, lost my Mom to brain cancer, working in #Infosec. Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic! Views are always my own!

Joined August 2010
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This is so creepy from Meta AI. It clearly can use my location but doesn’t admit to knowing this and instead completely lies about it.
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🚨 Absolutely insane breach info out of Microsoft. Now that the Storm-0558 flurry has slowed down I wanted to deep dive into what we know and what we don't. 👇
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Before you build a startup write down… 1. The customer 2. Their problems 3. Current solutions 4. Your solution 5. Why now 6. Why you The last two are most important. Market timing and founder fit.
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Wow, that’s impressive! The Wix team has edited 7643 error messages to design clear, helpful, respectful and inclusive messaging and error handling. wix-ux.com/when-life-gives-y… #ux #design
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This guy wins at Linkedin
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18 Aug 2022
Hey folks! If you don’t know me, I’m the CISO of @Twitter – I run the information security, privacy engineering, and IT teams. We’ve got a bunch of roles open across infosec, privacy eng legal, and IT. Come help Twitter build great things which respect our users! 🧵
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17 Aug 2022
If you’re not actively debugging something in a separate window are you even really attending the meeting?
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New Zealand: "Hey Canada, can I copy your homework." Canada: "Sure, just change it a bit so it isn't obvious."
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I hate that I’ve become the person who answers technical questions with “it depends” and “what are you actually trying to do”
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Can we get a Kitchen Nightmares but with IT departments and a cyber Gordon Ramsey that shouts at people for not having an asset inventory, log or vulnerability management? I would love that 🖤
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"You've worked in tech for more than a decade" I whisper to myself as I flip the USB around for the third time trying to get it to go in
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Kate Bush is number 1. Metallica MoP is number 1. Top Gun is number 1 in theaters. There's no Interac or Internet service. This is as close to actual 1986 in Canada since 1987. #rogersoutage #rogersdown #TopGun #KateBush #MasterOfPuppets #1980s
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I see your “Hand of God” and raise you a "Godzilla".
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Website: we use cookies to improve our performance Me: Same
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Scare your security team in 6 words….
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