Satire Artist. All posts are satire, and shouldnt be taken literally. Assume it’s all Ai. Nothing here is fact, although it may seem that way. Not suicidal.🖕🏻

Joined February 2018
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Here is something sassy and saucy for sale on @objktcom. The Drooping Face of American Fascism 1/1 350 tez I took a picture of Trump's droopy face sleeping through a meeting and combined it with some pages of the Epstein files. objkt.com/tokens/KT1PjBbNyF6…
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HUGE thank you to @sirenqualia for collecting Mangione #18 and a jar of Britney Pineapple Spears!
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Nothing but Ai bots around here. This is pointless.
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The NFT space in a nutshell: 2017-2020, artists made art, minted art, shared art and collected art from each other. A few collectors collected with conviction and ended up with a great portfolio of early NFT art history. 2021 comes along. Lots of artists come in looking to get rich because of Beeple (who was literally an industry plant in this space) Lots of dumb money comes in and starts buying up all the early pre-2021 “historical” GARBAGE that nobody here ever wanted. Why? They didn’t know what they were doing and they sorted by cheapest, bought, and invented narratives. Now, everybody here follows a fake narrative, the space is overrun with dumb money STILL (they never understood it was never about pfps) and everyone who built this space either persists because fuck you, or they left. They didn’t sell the gems from the REAL heyday of NFTs. They just held. And they either stayed or left. And everybody continues to buy garbage. Stuff that the people who built this space never wanted and still don’t want. The space is a shell of its former self, existing to extract, scam, and die a quiet death. And I’m one of a SMALL handful of OGs who will speak the truth. Most left or hide behind the huge stack of money they made in the early days, still playing it safe, still enjoying the money they made 6 years ago, still patronized by the same collectors hoping for a resurgence so they can empty their bags. Not many real ones around here.
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Absolutely NOBODY who came after 2020 knows the real history of this space. And NOBODY has cared to ask. Because it doesn’t fit the narrative.
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Yep.
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Running out of reasons to log on everyday tbh
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Nice storage container bruh
My commitment to this collection and its founder and team is unwavering. @normiesART @serc1n @YigitDuman #NFTLisbon @Dannyb0yyy_
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I could use some sales before my storage unit gets auctioned. They raised the price from $130 to $190 after me being there for 3 months and I can’t pay because I didn’t account for that price raise when I purchased the unit. Some of us live like this. Groceries.lol
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If you came here in 2021 or after, you’d realize how fake this space is. You should collect from artists if you are looking to collect art. Only way to save this space. If you’re looking to get rich, just play with shitcoins. But literally 90% of you roll deep with scammers and you don’t even know it. Or maybe you do.
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That time @justinaversano took my $1000 but didn't put my punk on a billboard until I called him out on a fake photoshop job.
What I’m about to post breaks my heart to say, and to bring to you all. I can’t believe I have to do this. First of all, I’d like to thank @mikethreezy, @secondrealm, @OpenNFT, @WGMeets, @RoganX4, @CryptoArtistX, and @corrodestuff for being my extra sets of eyes on this. ❤️
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Deeze fuckin nuts bitch
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KEEP SHOPPING!
don't worry we are all going to be trillionaires soon keep shopping
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Sky Shift
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How about sending my 1 ETH back now.
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Hmmm, keep quiet and make no sales or say what needs to be said and make no sales. Decisions, decisions.
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