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I took someone's full grocery cart at Costco & got several isle before I realized. I then abandoned the stolen cart, found my cart then got the hell outta there before anyone saw me. 🙃
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The high I get when customers come back to tell me that my recommendations are helping them live their best life. 🙏🙌 ❤️
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Working in health & wellness has taught me 95% of issues are:
1.Dehydration
2.Gut microbiome imbalance
3.Vitamin D deficiency
4.Liver
And 95% of garden problems are issues with :
1.Water
2.Soil microbiome imbalance
3.Sun
4.Drainage
🤔We're really just complicated plants
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People who dump garbage on the side of the road are a special kind of asshole.
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I have been bleeding heavily for the last 3 weeks - fibroids. Im dangerously anemic & need an iron IV-only covered by OHIP in the ER. The local ER wait is 11 hours. The cure is a hysterectomy but thats a 10 mnth wait. Our Healthcare never use to be like this - wait & suffer.😑😭
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My doorbell keeps ringing randomly starting after 3am. either I need to replace the door bell, or the ghost of my father is trying tell me something... probably that my door bell needs to be replaced.😂
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CBD / certain THC products should be available in health & wellness stores. The amount of people elderly esp. that could benefit. 🤯 @GovCanHealth
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Ads for femine hygiene products that depict having "freedom" as bungee jumping and horseback riding etc...
WTF was that?
"My hoo-ha is hemorrhaging & have cramps that make me nauseous - Let's go horseback back riding" ... said no woman ever.
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The Canadian Olympians outfited by Lululemon look like theyre wearing giant used pads. Who thought this was a good look 😬
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3 teenagers with licences & I end up on the bus... how did we here ? 😆
Im actually enjoying the ride... I haven't been on public transit in more than 30 years!
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Here we are 2 weeks later and the snow was piled up - until today. If its the drivers error, why is the city finally cleaning up the snow & putting sand down across the city?? Lots of tractors with plows out now - Thank God! x.com/i/status/2012152756988…
OPP, MTO continue to investigate fatal flyover crash, cite possible driver error kitchener.citynews.ca/2026/0…
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Maybe its the lack of snowplows??? - my road still hasnt been plowed after 24 hours. I would get a fine if my walk isnt cleared within 24 hours. Whats going on @CityKitchener ??
We have received reports of 105 collisions over the last 24 hours across the @RegionWaterloo.
Roads remain snow-covered and slippery for the evening commute.
Please ensure your vehicle is clear of all snow and ice, slow down and drive with caution.
#RoadSafety is everyone’s responsibility.
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Do you have a favourite random childhood memory? Mine is playing in elementary school percussion band. Those glockenspiels & wooden xylophones just hit. 🙌 I was riding a high on band days 😄
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Canadians like to believe that if they needed it, essential services would be available. unfortunately thats not always the case across Canada. Some areas - like Waterloo Region are struggling more than others
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Thats.what.weed.said🇨🇦 retweeted
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To all you people out there, Merry Christmas.
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