President of the Christopher Elliott fan club

Joined November 2020
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No wonder @Lane_Kiffin left for LSU Ole Miss is a fraud. Bought 1k shots at 9am & nobody has seen them since lunch time. TOUGHER state wins in the end. The Mountaineers win this Challenge in a Landslide!
🚨The Famous Rocco’s Jello Shot Review First 100 in honor of 🇺🇸 250th Birthday The Mountaineers are TOUGHER THAN YOU CHEERS. BEERS. GO EERS 🍻
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Never a doubt.
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Jun 6
Wakes up earlier than the others on big NY days
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Jun 6
When did Chad Brown stop sleeping in this year, and start “waking up earlier than other trainers”?
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whitehouse.gov/releases/2025… I’d like to believe this was a super kind gesture to give all kids money towards their newly created accounts, but it was at this point we should have realized some type of deal was exchanged. $dell was trading around $130 when this was announced 6 months ago. Today it’s at $414, as the government keeps using Dell (after politicians bought stock of course). washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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May 29
Would love to see the replay.
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May 28
I get suckered into watching a harness race 1 or 2 times a year. Then I watch a race like that and remember why I stick to losing money on thoroughbreds.
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May 25
Did we just watch a future stakes horse?
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May 24
40 times my money on a hedge bet….. and before you ask, here’s why I hedged…..
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May 19
Back when movies were real.
The 1990’s were amazing. They just don’t make movie scenes this perfect any more.
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AHP retweeted
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Brittany Russell wakes up earlier than other trainers.
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May 15
What if, and hear me out, I place so many bets I don’t know remember what I’m rooting for?

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If that 2 didn’t have trouble…….
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May 15
Shall we?
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May 15
When you go 20 deep in leg 1, leave off the $50 winner and you nail your 21-1 single. And no I did not run it back.
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May 13
Give me Danon @ 20-1 in the BC Classic on 3 legs.

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Danon Bourbon: The 3-year-old colt who put up a strong fight to finish fifth in the Kentucky Derby, has been found to have a fracture in his knee. Trainer Ikezoe stated, the fracture in his knee was discovered after the Kentucky Derby. After returning to Japan, he underwent further X-rays and completed quarantine at the Japan Racing School. He will now proceed to the Shadai Clinic in Hokkaido for surgery to remove the bone fragments. The timing of his return is undecided, as it depends on the results of the surgery and subsequent rehabilitation, but we believe he will focus on resting for the remainder of the year. @KentuckyDerby @ChurchillDowns
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May 9
It’s about to take out half of HRT…..
BREAKING: Two New Jerseyans may have been exposed to a person infected with hantavirus who was on the cruise ship MV Hondius where an outbreak has killed three, state health officials have said.
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May 8
This should be interesting. Which horse will they take down race 2 at CD?
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