Sometimes funny. Always hungry.

Joined May 2012
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Shoutout @ALostrich New favorite shirt!
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Oregon should just take a knee and go enjoy Atlanta. I think Coke World is open late. Drinking Beverly is better than this.
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Whoever changed the Cracker Barrel logo has gotta be the same person who decided college football should kick off in Europe
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This heat has my patience thinner than a Waffle House napkin
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
As we wait for the next batch of commitments to @HailStateBB and for @DawgRecruits3 and @64Analytics to do their things, the hilarious @ALostrich has a video that'll cause a bigger argument than who is responsible for alumni games in Mississippi. youtube.com/watch?v=gNZlTI_A…
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
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SEC Roll Call is back with a basketball meets football edition that may be series best. @ArkRazorbacks, @KentuckyMBB, @TexasLonghorns will appreciate. @SEC @SECNetwork @SInow @12thMan @MizzouFootball #WPS #Arkansas #HookEm #BBN #Gigem #Miz si.com/college/arkansas/men-…

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Devoured one today. Almost died from brain freeze. 10/10
Replying to @ALostrich
@ALostrich @Whataburger it's going to be a great weekend!
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If pollen can park inside the lines, so can you
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Waiting for one of these massive storms to blow through is kinda like waiting for kickoff except the tornado is Ole Miss and you’re Furman
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We’ve officially reached that time of year in the South where “goodbye” and “see you later” is replaced with “y’all keep an eye on this weather” and it’s “gonna get bad out there”
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My favorite rivalry? Speech-to-text vs. a Southern accent
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She knows I was only pretending to be a judge, right?
I have made three district judgeship and attorney appointments to fill vacancies across Alabama. •Ashley Siebert, 28th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Matthew Mitchell, 38th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Rachel England, 17th Judicial Circuit District Attorney #alpolitics
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You have to admire ESPN’s dedication to showing every possible replay angle before giving us the one we actually want
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The committee clearly made a B1G mistake
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
11 Dec 2024
My Christmas shirt this year. Got it from @ALostrich’s store gettinplaceshop.com
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SEC Roll Call - Twas the Night Before Dawgmas youtu.be/Q9JBQvJgSJU?si=eDtV…
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