I write quips, not tragedies. Web developer/WordPress designer for @VCFA. Part time photographer, part time tech goblin, full time hot mess. She/her.

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29 Aug 2020
To all the live theatre groups looking for works to virtually produce: where’s the dramatized My Immortal reading, you cowards
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28 Aug 2023
Spent half my work day in frantic text conversation with my sister who was sheltering in place on campus, wondering if any message she sent would be her last. Can’t believe this is what brought me kicking and screaming back to this hellsite, but whatever. Fuck guns.
It's happening again.
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5 Sep 2022
Hey TX expats, weird question: is it…overreaching to say that cult narratives (fictional, documentary, etc.) hit harder once you’re out of the south, or is that me just projecting
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5 Sep 2022
my parents were courted by the same Zionist’s movement documented in Keep Sweet Pray and Obey When my dad’s joking (???) reason for not joining the movement was because he ‘didn’t want to pay for girls living at home until they married’ I…can’t help but get a little sick
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26 Aug 2022
Hi I’m going into a Big Thing this morning, which could mean a lot of better Bigger Things in the near distant future. Send me at the rats some good vibes if you have any to spare
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26 Aug 2022
Updoot: big thing went good
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3 Jul 2022
So can we talk about how the stranger things final battle was literally a turn based combat sequence or
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25 May 2022
Speaking as someone with a parent that leads the local chapter of a gun rights group: fuck your guns fuck your hobby fuck your asinine hero fantasy fuck your inane But People Are Just Evil straw man rhetoric just fuck guns fuck guns FUCK GUNS
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25 May 2022
My parents wonder why I don’t call.
13 May 2022
My sister had me give a virtual lecture for her university's Drawing for Theatre class on ProCreate & photorealism, so obviously I used Our Flag Means Death as a livestream demonstration
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28 Apr 2022
what's with the renaissance of scrolling text in web design as a fad, have we all collectively gone back to our middle school Neopets coding era phase
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28 Apr 2022
because I kind of hate it.
11 Apr 2022
yEEEEEEEE
Nimona’s always been a spunky little story that just wouldn’t stop. She’s a fighter…but she’s also got some really awesome people fighting for her. I am excited out of my mind to announce that THE NIMONA MOVIE IS ALIVE…coming at you in 2023 from Annapurna and Netflix 🤘
9 Apr 2022
ICYMI: Vermont is an actual ghost story
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9 Apr 2022
(I managed to briefly lock myself outside on campus last night, but the better news is, I have a great pitch for Del Toro's next gothic/ghost project)
8 Apr 2022
I swear I almost walked straight into Bernie Sanders at a Montpelier crosswalk (This experience might have more credence if every 65 resident of this state, male or female or otherwise, didn't look exactly like Bernie Sanders)
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8 Apr 2022
one time I had the exact same experience in Burlington and I did a double-take only to realize it was a woman
9 Mar 2022
“Hey you want to join a one-shot campaign?” They said. “Four sessions tops!” They said. Almost a year later and I have been emotionally wrecked by DND 🥲 (Pose reference from @AdorkaStock 🙏🏻)
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10 Mar 2022
Hey honest question, how does hair work
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9 Mar 2022
A female identifying himbo is called a limbo (lady himbo), I will not be taking questions at this time
Mary Rath retweeted
I will continue retweet this once a year until we live in a world where such words are no longer necessary. All women are worthy of love and respect. We are stronger together. You are valid. #TransWomenAreWomen #InternationalWomensDay #womenempoweringwomen
Regarding JKR’s statement: I do not think these things of you. I do not believe you are not who you are. I know you have fought a long, hard battle to become yourselves in the eyes of the world. In my eyes, you are heroic. #TransWomenareWomen #TransMenAreMen
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