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My pinned tweet will be a thread of everything i put out on Your guy, Anowa . Light monday evening read, a parody of the different topics that cross my mind . please share when you come across it
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Starting a business in Nigeria as a weightloss plan
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Allow people vote their choice, see wetin their choice dey do
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A country where a business can be destroyed like this... Is that a country?
24 Jun 2025
Any society where lawlessness overrides the rule of law is not destined to be a haven for investors. Recent reports showing that Nigeria’s human rights indicators have worsened merely highlight severe shortfalls in government protection for civil liberties, personal security, and basic living standards. I know what I have been going through as a person in abuse of my human rights just because I contested a Presidential election which I have legitimate rights to do. So I imagine what small business owners, regular citizens, and vulnerable communities face every day. If this level of lawlessness can happen to someone with a registered company and legitimate means, what hope does the ordinary Nigerian have? This morning, my youngest brother called me frantically, informing me that a group of people had invaded his company property in Ikeja, Lagos, and were demolishing the building. He had just come in from Port Harcourt and was denied entry to the property by security men who told him the building was being pulled down. They even informed him that this demolition had started over the weekend. As a peace-loving Nigerian, he quickly started processing to go to court immediately, not knowing what must have resulted in this, as they moved fast to destroy his home without any restraint. I rushed to Lagos from Abuja after the call this morning and headed straight to the property. On arrival, I was met by security people who tried to bar me from entering the property. I humbly pleaded with them that the property belonged to my brother’s company, and from the records, the company had owned the property for over a decade. They told me they had a court judgment, and I immediately requested it. You would not believe that the court judgment they claim was issued against an unknown person, and squatters. I went further to ask about a demolition order or permit, and there was none. How do you sue an unknown person? How does a court issue a judgment in such a farce of a case? No one was served. No name was written. Yet they showed up with excavators and began destroying a structure that had stood for over 15 years. I immediately asked the excavators for the person who had sent them, and they said they didn’t know anyone, but they were only informed to come and demolish the house. I immediately told them to tell whoever it is that I would like to speak with them, if they can call my number, which I shared with the excavators, so that I can speak with whomever gave them the order to demolish the property. I stood there from 10am to 2pm, waiting to get a call at least and nobody called or came. The contractor even said he didn’t know who sent him. Two men later came and said they would like us to go to a police station. I asked if they even had a demolition order but they had nothing. The whole situation screamed of coordinated lawlessness and impunity. Our country has become lawless. I just started reminiscing about how just over the weekend, I had a meeting when someone told me how he has investments in Ghana, Senegal, and the Benin Republic, but won’t touch Nigeria despite his market being here. I asked him why. His answer was piercing: “Nigeria is a lawless country. Until we have laws that protect people, nobody will invest in Nigeria.” I am just shocked. How did Nigeria get to this level of lawlessness? What kind of country are we trying to build when the rights of citizens, their lives, their properties, and their voices are trampled upon daily? I remain committed to a better Nigeria where lawlessness will be a thing of the past, protection of life and property, respect for human rights, care for the less privileged, and basic education for all children. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Another of our "heroes past" that was a full time bastard
General Murtala Ramat Muhammad remains one of Nigeria’s most respected and boldest leaders, well known for his no-nonsense leadership, swift reforms, and deep commitment to national progress. Though his time in power was brief but his impact was profound. In this documentary, we explore the legacy of a leader who took a fearless stand against corruption, challenged the mismanagement of public funds and inspired a new era of patriotism. But what really happened that led to his assassination after just 200 days in office—and why does his name still echo in the hearts and minds of Nigerians today? Watch Full Video: youtu.be/tixWTL6QYe0
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There will be signsss
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24 Jun 2025
In April, I wrote about the bungled CPI rebasing. This time I write about the inconsistencies that show up in May inflation. Can inflation be lower than the sum of its parts? In what way is the bond market similar to the political governance market? hdlne.me/stopsandgaps.substa…

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Congratulationsssss
The way I’ve been sleeping eh? God help me😖
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Settle down dey work for their landlord
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Earning 48m a year and giving 20m to rent is diabolical.
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Big fan of how Trevor Noah's mind works
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So punish the wife cos the husband said nonsense?
You’re mocking single mothers, you that will soon die and leave your wife with kids Ok nah
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At 48m per year , why are you renting a 20m per year house ?
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48M / Yr. Landlord- 20M Sch - 2M Feeding-5M Power- 1.2 Health- 1.2 S.charge- 2.5M Fuel- 1.2M Black tax- 1.2M Vacation? Shina? Faaji? Owo olopa? Savings? Investment? NGMI, who's hiring abeg? We have CFA, CAIA, CMT.
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Maison Francis Kurkjian Gentle Fluidity for women, original unbox 🏷️ 300,000
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7pm means substack time Anowa as your Angel Investor: Prepare for the Holy Audit (and Maybe a Little Hellfire) open.substack.com/pub/an0wa/…

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See my account balance ffs.. God needs to take this man like they took Abacha
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house rent kuku vex turn to motor money and now ofcourse, to buy motor, you need connection
24 Jun 2025
Street food is now the price of fast food and fast food is now the price of fine dining and fine dining is now the price of house rent.
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Nigeria, is intentional. we are like this becos certain men want us to be like this na why i dey allllways talk say naija can NOT get better except we kill some pple
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Something Esi can say
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Tinubu's Classmate - 58 years old Tinubu's Daughter 62 years old
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no go sleep for woman house o 😂🧏🏽‍♂️
When it comes to giving grace ,men are nicer with words .
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