June 9th: The Kid hid hundreds of tiny rainbow toothpick flags all over my apartment. They’re everywhere. My sock drawer. My soap. My coffee grounds.
I asked her mom if we could ground her.
Her mom asked, “Why?”
I said, “Generalized mischief.”
Her mom laughed at me and said no.
June 8th: you know those rubber band looms kids like? Every skeleton animal in my apartment now has a rainbow collar.
I appreciate the Kid’s commitment to the bit. Is she going to keep this up for the full 30 days?