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Joined August 2015
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Mar 3
Have to work late to generate more and more fun ideas for womens’ day. Feeling like a man.
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Feb 21
Watched Wuthering Heights and I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about main toh poori tarah wuther ho gayi
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Feb 13
Bhagwan mujhe utthaa lo I’m tired of remembering if my new friend’s name is Megha or Meghna
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Feb 13
Unable to read a lenskart hoarding because I haven’t bought glasses yet
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12 May 2024
Wish WhatsApp would give me an “Edit” button for the other person’s messages also so I could correct everyone’s spellings.
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4 May 2024
Nahi nahao toh main gandi ho jati hoon. Nahao toh mera bathroom.
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4 May 2024
The sand worm can only be ridden by the Duke Muad’Dib Kwisatch adrak
4 May 2024
Can you explain what is happening?
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19 Apr 2024
Very excited for these shows! Book now while it’s earlybirding!
19 Apr 2024
27th & 28th April Bangalore
4th May Hyderabad
5th May Pune
BOOK TICKETS FOR THIS HILARIOUS STAND-UP show!!! With @ANTISEJAL
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27 Apr 2023
It’d be so useful to have a “Get back to main topic” button on all these Google Meet, Teams, Zoom apps.
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23 Mar 2023
(Influencer voice) So a lot of you guys have been asking about the best, Top-rated Sai Baba Mandirs in Mumbai. So here are some great finds that all have a rating >4.5 ✌️🫰
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5 Mar 2023
These dudes get insecure about the top of their head going bald and looking unattractive but that haircut with the sides being almost shaved and hair growing long only on the top is the real repulsive one
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27 Feb 2023
I like stressed out people. They make me feel so comfortable.
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1 Feb 2023
Beautiful 🤌
30 Jan 2023
Now that lolla-pallazo is over you can all watch my first standup video on Youtube for free. You can also compliment and criticize me for free. It's awesome.
youtu.be/n-WAENxqfCo
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Sejal Bhat retweeted
17 Jan 2023
14th Feb 8pm @NCPAMumbai come celebrate Valentines day with Us with a super fun lineup host by @JeeyaDhadkDhadk comics talking about love and heartbreak @areyohdeva Chirag @ANTISEJAL @coolboy_joel @siddarth286
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26 Nov 2022
Breathing is involuntary. Unless you do it at an NGO, then you’re volunteering.
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