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2 Jul 2024
A bill passed today that stops universities from holding your transcripts because of money owed
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Omg the WiFi is working on every device in this house except my phone
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 15
WNBA is a growing league that needs to fix so many things but first thing first is the scheduling. There’s ZERO reason why there should be 1 game on Tuesday then 6 games on Wednesday. With 3 of them starting at the EXACT SAME TIME !!!!!! Then again only 1 game on Thursday.
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The Lynx almost beat the Aces. I’m convinced if Howard hasn’t fouled out they would’ve won but I guess we’ll never know
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Jun 16
The Lynx can’t beat the Aces. The Aces can’t beat the Wings. The Wings can’t beat the Lynx. 💀 Welcome to the West.
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Pressed play on that eve tiny desk and the words to satisfaction came back to me like it’s 2005
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Easy. I have two gas stations, a 7/11, a Walgreens and a CVS I could walk to and back no problem.
Jun 14
I’m curious who lives in a walkable neighborhood: If someone offered you $1 million and all you had to do was walk out your door, purchase a pack of M&Ms, and make it back home within twenty minutes, all without the use of a car, how many of you would make the money?
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 13
Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.
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The way Haiti would be on my chest right this second
Still not sure why you guys didn’t license the Black countries FIFA merch. That would have been easy money @OldNavy
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 13
Zero games until 6PM with four of the best teams in the league playing at once on a Saturday is lowkey infuriating lol
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I actually liked Gabe and Bea together. Imma miss Bea and her foot jokes. The “10 toes down and I don’t even have 10 toes” sent me into the stratosphere #LoveIslandUSA I know it’s not the same because you can’t see it, but I make one ovary jokes any time I see the opportunity 😂
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As an adult, if you’re not actively taking precautions to avoid pregnancy you’re trying to get pregnant/get someone pregnant. Y’all know where babies come from bro
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Mel so mf pretty and I truly can’t stand her ass 😂 not because she’s pretty because she’s irksome #LoveIslandUSA
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 12
Give her the keys. Give her all of Rachel Banham minutes. Stop with the politics
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Man what is wrong with the Peacock app it’s cut off on me four times in the last 15 minutes
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 12
WNBA got the worst scheduling ever. Days of lemon ass matchups or no games and then the 5 most popular teams in the league on the same night
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Hooker T. Washington 🧶 retweeted
Jun 12
Beatriz lost me when she said she don’t compete for a man. You are quite literally on this show to compete for a man.
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