pronouns

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The Arab citizens of Israel don't have the right to operate mosques in Jewish cities. Next argument.
Israel: 2.1 million Arab citizens who vote, serve in the military, medicine, and government. Palestinian leadership: Pays terrorists to kill Jews, throws gays off buildings, and bans non-Muslims from the Dome of the Rock. Yet Ivy League activists yell "apartheid" at Israel. How much Qatari cash do you think it took to brainwash them?
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Zionists murdered him after detaining him.
🚨BREAKING: HORRIFIC CRIME Israeli forces have killed child Ryan Bahaa Abu Al-Ajeen shortly after detaining him and his father in Wadi Al-Salqa, east of Deir al-Balah, central Gaza Strip. He was taken to hospital after his release but was pronounced dead on arrival, while his father was injured. The Israeli military had previously claimed it targeted an “armed group” in the area.
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Teddy Salad retweeted
hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool
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one of her neighbors called in a noise complaint because she was celebrating the knicks winning, mind your fuckin business and stop calling the police like its customer service
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LAPD shoots and kills a dog as the owner celebrates the Knicks' NBA championship. 🎥: FOX 11 Los Angeles
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RT @chiweethedog: LAPD just created a million Jameson’s I’m livid
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This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw
🚨 BREAKING: Trump's new peace deal with Iran includes a $340 billion payment by the United States to Iran.
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Teddy Salad retweeted
"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness
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They’re coming for everyone’s homes because you let them do it in Palestine
A heartbroken elderly Albanian man says Jared Kushner has taken everything he spent a lifetime building, including his land, his home, and the future he hoped to leave behind for his children. He says he returned home one day only to find his property sealed off behind barbed wire, with men in black uniforms standing guard and refusing to let him step inside the house he once called his own. In a single moment, he says, the life he had worked for was gone. “It was the end of the world. The end of the world.” “I felt imprisoned.” “They took my freedom.” “They took my livelihood.” “They took my land.”
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Teddy Salad retweeted
We used to bully Israeli kids by going on Wikipedia and reading through the history. I shit you not
Growing up around some Israelis was interesting because on the school play yard the non-Israeli kids would ask them “aren’t you guys the bad guys” and then the Israeli kids would get very upset.
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Teddy Salad retweeted
they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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Israel every time the USA and Iran are close to a deal
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran warns Israel's latest attack on Beirut's southern suburbs "will not go unanswered."
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Teddy Salad retweeted
RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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"American food ain't shit" *eats the worst examples of American food possible* "Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"
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I just had an out of body experience
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Teddy Salad retweeted
I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop
"Can we get you guys to stop? Ye politely responds to excited fans then greets them with a smile as he and his wife Bianca exit their hotel in the country of Georgia ahead of his concert in Tbilisi today. 🇬🇪 🎥 dr_natalyazubareva/Instagram
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Teddy Salad retweeted
Every single living writing system besides Chinese is descended from Egyptian through Phoenician.
Anyway did you guys know that the Thai alphabet is a descendant of Egyptian hieroglyphics
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why didn’t you mention begging jeffrey epstein to go to his island on christmas
>Be Elon >Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital >Escape into books >Read more than 8hrs a day >Teach yourself programming >Sell a video game at 12 >Leave South Africa >Sleep on couches >Work odd jobs >Get into America >Build a startup >Get fired from your own company >Start over >Build another company >Merge it into PayPal >Get removed as CEO >Your company gets acquired >Walk away with nearly $180 million >Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets >People tell you you're insane >Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree >Learn rocket science from textbooks >First rocket fails >Second rocket fails >Third rocket fails >Divorce >Public humiliation >Cash running out >One launch away from bankruptcy >Launch anyway >The fourth rocket reaches orbit >NASA signs a contract >Survive >Tesla is weeks from collapse >Save it at the last minute >Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets. >Land one. >Then another. >Then dozens. >Turn science fiction into engineering >Get mocked for betting on EVs >Turn electric cars into status symbols >Force the entire auto industry to follow >Build the most valuable car company in history >Launch astronauts into orbit >Create a global satellite internet network. >Buy Twitter >Fire most of the staff >Rename it X >Walk into politics >Risk your reputation >Risk your companies >Risk your fortune >Become one of the most polarising people on Earth. >Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists >Keep building anyway >Become a TRILLIONAIRE
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Teddy Salad retweeted
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Palestine would be in the World Cup if Israel didn’t kill all its players
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Any time I see the phrase “enfant terrible” I always mentally translate it as “terrible baby”
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This is why they want you to forget about the Epstein files. There are dozens of girls just like her who were taken and sold into human trafficking. They’re probably not even alive anymore. What happened to these girls is beyond comprehension, and the people responsible are getting away with it.
A young woman from Germany vanished without a trace 11 years ago. Now, her name makes several appearances in the Epstein files. Her family wants to finally learn what happened to her. dlvr.it/TT0sB4
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This is what they do to you when you become vulnerable and open up btw
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