It’s lose not loose.

Joined October 2011
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11 Nov 2020
Here’s another for his meme collection
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INCREDIBLE END TO THE GAME 🔥 Emi Buendia wins it for Aston Villa in the 95th minute! @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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He just wanted to take his dog for a walk in the town he's lived all his life.
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19 Aug 2025
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15 Jun 2025
Replying to @Purple_Cyclist
Seems like you could do with a few mates tbh. Island life and your entire days are spent replying the same picture to everyone on twitter. Literally the same picture, to everyone, for months and months 😂 Boring unoriginal loser. A new island won’t make you any more interesting.
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15 Jun 2025
Awh he blocked me. Literally thought we were bonding
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13 Jun 2025
Replying to @OpenChiswickW4
Only creeps i know of on the roads are the cyclists who record into women’s cars “to see if they’re using their mobile” (then keep said footage). I struggle to see what’s creepy about berating a dangerous cyclists that’s jumping red lights.
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13 Jun 2025
Blocked instantly. Pathetic 😂
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26 May 2025
“I’ll go for another one” 😂
26 May 2025
Madness
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No red card… but 100% intent. The level of consistency is ruining the league… standards slipped along time ago.. @FA_PGMOL are a joke. #AVFC #UTV #FPL

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We told you so.
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21 May 2024
Stan Collymore’s foreplay

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18 May 2024
Absolute robbery
BREAKING: Phil Foden is your Premier League Player of the Season! 🏆✨
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17 Apr 2024
Bukayo Saka tonight: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots 0 chances created 0/4 accurate crosses 0/3 successful dribbles In 90 minutes.
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10 Mar 2019
Unai’s at the wheel... 😉 #ARSMUN
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Ben Mee becomes the FIFTH player this season to suffer a season-ending injury🤯
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We’re all ready at Birmingham New Street for our annual Christmas Eve meal for the homeless - the food has just arrived! 🎄 #christmas #christmaseve #charity
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28 Oct 2023
Boxing is absolutely fucked after that result.
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17 Aug 2023
Over the sea with the drone #dji #beach
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19 Jul 2023
Goodbye Cazoo #AVFC
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RIP Jerry Springer 🤯🤯 x.com/FGRAdam/status/1651596…

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