Professional Biologist | SSBM | Volleyball | NES Tetris | The Leech Guy
Joined March 2019
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May 4
Its amazing how much ticks are associated with people.
You are more likely to get a tick on you while on your back porch in New Jersey than you are while moving through brush in rural Virginia.
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Apr 29
Back at it again with more leeches, undescribed species edition!
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me when my beautiful toad wife turns into a princess at the altar
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Feb 22
They bahn mi from the Vietnamese restaurant pho being too loud when it com tam to shutup, you could say I ba bo la lot…
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Jan 17
Wawa, I feel that you should know that your advertisements on my social media pages are a waste of money
Not because I refuse to go, but because I literally go at least 4 times a week. I cannot possibly visit your establishment more than I already do
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Jan 16
I haven’t changed my signature since I made it up in 3rd grade because I’m lowkey not sure if we’re allowed to
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20 Apr 2025
If the thing your body needs most when you're sick is sleep why does every single symptom of every single sickness make sleeping significantly harder
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1 Jan 2025
1) lol didn't do that
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3) hell yeah
4) lol didn't do that
1 Jan 2024
Vanity Goals for 2024:
700 fish species photographed (currently 530)
400k YouTube subscribers (currently 346k)
1mil points in Tetris (currently 430k)
50 weevil species photographed (Currently 29)
Will update at the end of 2024 :)
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16 Nov 2024
I want to be buff but not because I wanna be more attractive or healthy or disciplined or whatever, I just wanna be able to flip really big logs for bugs
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2 Sep 2024
The first cave-adapted organism ever found in New Jersey! A completely blind, colorless amphipod that lives in the groundwater and was not known to occur in New Jersey until today. Found in an underground cave stream.
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24 Jun 2024
Why on the highway is the fast lane always too fast for me but the slow lane too slow for me? Can’t we all just agree to go 5 over like god intended
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