Joined January 2012
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Just what the actual fuck
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Do yourself a favor and don't buy the @CrumblCookies Toffee Cake.
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Canceled my annual Master Tier subscription that renews in 3 days. #OpenDnD #StopTheSub #OpenRPG
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Me, drinking whiskey and describing random aspects of Christianity to my wife: "and after 40 days, Jesus yeeted himself to heaven"
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Me: I have a hardware issue. PC support: *47 steps later* you're right! We'll fix it. Support: We updated your drivers! We're great. Me: it's not better. Support: let's try reinstalling Windows 3 more times. Me: still broken. Support: have you tried reinstalling Windows? Me: ...
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Hey @HPSupport, how long is the response time for a typical ticket? I created a case 13 days ago and have heard absolutely nothing.
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A Wild Billy Appears retweeted
DICE GIVEAWAY!!! It’s #dragoncon and we’re having a Raffle to celebrate! Check out our Linktree for a chance to win a Handmade Jumbo D20 or Full Set by @battlebarddice Raffle ends Monday, Sept 5! #ttrpgfamily #ttrpg #DnD #Giveaway #dragoncon2022 #dice #raffle
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I hope @Wizards_DnD releases a "circle of the owlbear" druid sometime before March so everyone can stfu about that scene in the @DnDMovie and agree that it's actually awesome. (To be fair, my gut reaction was "not possible" too, followed immediately by "omg awesome who cares")
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My wife now has less control over her own body than her mother did. What progress.
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Got a "non-compliance" email from the HOA about not having any signs except for one "for sale" sign, and as evidence they attached a picture of one single "for sale" sign. This is why people hate HOAs.
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A Wild Billy Appears retweeted
10 Feb 2022
Who did the Lakers trade for?
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Post a pic you took with no description and bring some zen to the timeline.
Cruise lines out there doing the Lord's work.
15 Jul 2021
Unvaccinated guests on cruises are becoming increasingly dissatisfied with their treatment on board as cruise lines scramble to put safety measures in place.
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An inspirational message for @MrBretWard on his birthday. youtu.be/pPyuZ6ZTqmo

Is it inappropriate to comment "All Countries Matter" on every 4th of July post?
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Got my beautiful celestial #handmadedice from @battlebarddice to help me DM! Now I can blame Michael for everything that happens to my players.
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Republicans: "we're fine with peaceful protests." *MLB pulls out of Atlanta* "...How dare you."
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