ALT Dialogue transcript: “Beat you, AGAIN! Can I even call you a rival when victory is so effortless?” “C’mon man,, do you really need to rub it in?” “Why YES! It’s the best part!” “...” “Try spending less time at the gym and you’ll have a chance!” “Whatever you won’t be bragging in a minute…” “In fact, I don’t think toy’ve ever opened a book. Let alone pass an exam!” “Dude, that shit stain prof failed me again!” “That guy is so strict like, what’s up his ass?” “Heh, maybe if it was my dick he’d give me a C. Fuck this nerd shit, let’s hit the gym!”