a silly gal

Joined November 2015
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9 May 2025
When I die, pickle me.
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In high school I never had test anxiety because I didn't give a fuck about the outcome, ever. Now I'm out here trying to actually do things and I'm going to fucking vomit.
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Jun 11
I passed my test :)
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1:20pm on Friday and I notice my shirt is on backwards. At least no one noticed??
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22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer. He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property. Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊
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Jews don't run the world but if you joke about it they'll destroy your life.
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May 19
Blessed be the gazeeb'd.
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May 15
Talking to a schizo be like: "Every time I hear 'milk' I'm like 'Wow.'"
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15 Feb 2024
Spokane is a place outside of reality. Headlines out of a comic book. The portal drawing the chaos out through the gates of hell in the center of town isn't really helping the situation.
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Apr 30
Unacceptable behavior at the office kitchenette
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I hit it with the ultraflash just to get a good view of this thing.
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Apr 30
This is gay and retarded. Homochromosomal.
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Apr 30
Sloppy fish bitch
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Apr 30
Yoooooo she got that syndrome of a down
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Apr 28
Okay, if I'm the choppelganger, what do I call my attractive counterpart?
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Apr 23
Dios mío
Estou fascinada com a existência da hello kitty sherek preciso de uma 😭😭
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Mar 31
I freaked out at work last week and caused damage to an item in a moment of unfiltered rage. whatdidijustdo.exe My target freaked out even worse, blamed someone else, and broke a piece of equipment. This week, they made me the keeper of the replacement equipment. I win.
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Mar 27
Cortisol levels spiked so much it's plateauing. My insides are slow-cooking.
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