"Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks"
Joined May 2009
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Aaron retweeted
21 Aug 2017
DO NOT READ IF YOU DIDNT STARE AT THE SUN
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greetings fellow chosen ones, what shall we name the three new colors revealed to us
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21 Jun 2017
**When your university releases final grades and you see "Status: May Proceed"*** #CsGetDegrees
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20 Jun 2017
Mercedes Driver: "That's a bad parking job..."
Me: "Well I'm not fixing it so it's really whatever..."
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Aaron retweeted
14 Jun 2017
My mother likes to use the microphone function rather than typing to text while driving.
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3 Jun 2017
Whoever said throwing knives were a bad idea at a party was actually psychic.
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19 May 2017
**When I'm trying to figure out the exact day I became such a sinical human**
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19 May 2017
If you're on your MacBook at Starbucks I hate ur fuckin guts :)))
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Aaron retweeted
14 May 2017
I was a psycho baby before it was hip.
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