As #AbsolutelyChavulous as Kerry Katona eating a greggs sausage roll while watching Jeremy Kyle
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And I thought Benidorm was #AbsolutelyChavulous
Jun 1
Just bounced inty the Greggs in Tenerife airport n itโs got Stella on tap๐คฃ a degenerates paradise
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May 12
Morning Chavs, just checking, do blueberry vapes count as one of your 5 a day?
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Going OUT OUT
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You can always tell when he's lying because his lips are moving
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Mar 23
Hear me out, instead of getting annoyed with the flag shaggers why not beat them at their own game and put up pride flags on the same lamp posts. Just make them higher, larger and more fabulous (and the right way round, obvs)
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Mar 22
The David Attenborough impression on #SaturdayNightLiveUK looked like the love child of @NickMohammed & @davidwalliams #SNLUK
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When he comes asking for back up but HE started the fight
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Hey men, help celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by not being creepy, not sending dick pics, not making โfunnyโ comments on womenโs photos, not being aggressive if rebuked, not being abusive or violent mentally or physically and not behaving like spoilt little boys. ๐๐โโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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29 Nov 2011
In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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22 Mar 2022
The in flight entertainment on Jet2 is #AbsolutelyChavulous
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Feb 10
.@Keir_Starmer Isn't it time someone went to @10DowningStreet with a pressure washer, if you can't clean up parliament at least clean up the prime ministerial residence. It's an embarrassment
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Jan 18
Sour dough is expensive and shit, anyone who disagrees is wrong
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23 Dec 2025
Hey Gen X, anyone else have a hessian haversack from the Army & Navy surplus shop as their school bag. Usually covered in scrawled band names, football club or your latest crush's name
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22 Dec 2025
On the way home from the self employed work's Christmas party
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22 Dec 2025
I think the first time I heard this joke the punchline was "John Lennon's guitar"
22 Dec 2025
What weighs 3 kilos and won't be getting plucked this chrismas?
Chris Rea's guitar
#ChrisRea
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21 Dec 2025
Hey @AldiUK @LidlGB @Morrisons @Tesco @sainsburys @waitrose @asda any chance you could start putting a qr code on your products so I can scan to see cooking instructions, nutritional details etc. Instead of trying to squint at the back of the label to read them
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20 Dec 2025
That got my vote ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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