Master of the First Vault, Spitter of the Perfect Takes (Parody Account). The God of Laws can also give #Pathfinder2e rulings/clarifications, just ask or DM!

Joined February 2020
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30 Oct 2020
Though I do not post as often anymore, do remember that you can always reach out to me for any #Pathfinder2e rulings or rules questions via Tweet or DM - I can respond faster here than I can through prayer.
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21 Aug 2024
Abadarian Clerics are wealthy enough to afford resurrection. Aroden's clerics are so poor, they couldn't resurrect their own god!
21 Aug 2024
Replying to @paizo @geekjames513
No one loves a cleric of @AbadarTheFirst …. So there’s your problem
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17 Apr 2024
Well, that would explain why you haven't posted in a while. Sorry to see you go. We weren't friends, but you kept your drama FAR away from Aktun and for that, you had my respect. #Pathfinder2e #Godsrain
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Abadar retweeted
15 Gozran: Taxfest #Abadar #Brigh #Taxfest bit.ly/3PNDutN Priests of the Abadar accompany tax collectors on this holiday. After completing their duties, the church sponsors large, free public celebrations to help mend relations with the common folk. Priests of Brigh…
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16 Apr 2024
Can't wait to see @NoRGoRBR get his just desserts tonight!
16 Apr 2024
It's time! After months of teases, slow reveals, and hype... find out TONIGHT which of the core deities of Golarion PERISHES! 4pm Pacific on the twitch: paizo.me/3oCKe30
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11 Apr 2024
You can find many great narratives - some of which even include yours truly - on pathfinderinfinite.com!

Replying to @AbadarTheFirst
Do you have any fanfiction? AO3 was empty
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Thanks to all the GMs out there! You're #1!
4 Mar 2024
We celebrate GM's today on International GM's Day! Be you a forever GM or just starting out on your first adventure, thank you for crafting stories with your players. Finding paths or stars, we salute you!
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She's going to be fine. She's arguably one of the strongest among us. Also, we have wine tasting plans for the next several millennia. @ThePharasma
7 Feb 2024
Souls backing up in the Boneyard! Lady of Graves seen picking out her own coffin! What does it mean?! Find out inside! paizo.me/3upiT7M #rpg #ttrpg #pathfinder #pathfinder2e #rpgs #ttrpgs #games #fantasy #roleplay #roleplaying #game #paizo
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Replying to @JasonBulmahn
I'm keeping my 100 gp and praying to Abadar.
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23 Jan 2024
lol, lmao
Who will you pick? #Pathfinder2E #TeamRazmir
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I hope you all had a great FIRST day of the year!
3 Jan 2024
From all of us to all of you, Happy New Year and thanks for adventuring with us!
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Abadar retweeted
13 Nov 2023
With the War of the Immortals from @paizo coming, as the most famous dead deity, I would like to nominate some fellow gods and goddesses to join me in the afterlife. How about @Groetus ? Imagine him dying and NOT seeing the end of the world? Comedy gold.
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Abadar retweeted
And that's the difference. Now I hope my friends stop thinking I'm making some sort of kalistrade follower when I make a cleric of Abadar #pathfinder #pathfinder2e #pf2e #pf2memes #golarion
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Replying to @paizo
@paizo I know we are having sanctification for holy and unholy, but could we get some form of that for axiomatic and anarchic. I would love the ability to hurt the Portean threat. Sure smiting evil is great and all, but I would love support in smiting the forces of chaos.
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19 May 2023
AbadarCorp is completely ethical! I would know, I wrote the book on ethics!
Replying to @Psycho_P_Adour
It's gotta be my main man @AbadarTheFirst . He is an incredible deity that is versatile for both heroes and villains. And he is so against monopolies, that not even the corruptible nature of megacorporations can affect him. I will always stan a non-evil city business city god.
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26 Apr 2023
Remember, followers! When you crack open the pristine pages of the remastered deities, I will still be the first! #Pathfinder2e
26 Apr 2023
Today, we are pleased to reveal the #Pathfinder Second Edition Remaster Project, four new hardcover rulebooks that offer a fresh entry point to the #Pathfinder2e roleplaying game. Learn More: paizo.me/3VaJnTx #rpg #ttrpg
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Abadar retweeted
Replying to @paizo
My home boy @AbadarTheFirst I have a spiritual connection to cities, and he is incredibly cool. Also, he operates the only non-corrupt megacorporation in fiction I've ever seen. Not even corporate life can corrupt the Master of the First Vault.
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Replying to @AbadarTheFirst
@AbadarTheFirst How often do are you supposed to refocus? I generally have heroes go through a few bouts of attrition before they can find the "10 minutes" to do any sort of dedicated activity. But others allow them to refocus after every combat. Is there an official stance?
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I have the best followers, even through their typos!
Replying to @paizo
ALL BOW TO ABADAR! HE HO HOLDS THE GOLDEN KEY
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20 Apr 2022
Replying to @hexgridheroes
I would absolutely pick AbadarCorp! With all the might of the First Vault behind your enterprise, how could you lose? Also @AbadarTheFirst isn’t just the god of wealth, but also of Civilization itself!
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